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(((FRIENDS-LOCKED SITE MEMBERS ONLY--TEXT ENTRY)))

Feb 22, 2010 13:00

Hizumi enquired earlier as to my preferences, in no uncertain terms ( Read more... )

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malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 02:29:52 UTC

You... desire your piano?

You sick mother-fucker. Or piano-fucker. Take your pick.

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 02:31:24 UTC

{Siiigh]

Is everything you read immediately seen as a sexual fixation?

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 02:33:58 UTC

*defensively* S'not my fault! You're the one saying you desire an inanimate object!

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 02:36:31 UTC

My only object of passion is the piano. This is the only thing I wish to show any affection for, publically. All else, i will not elaborate on, and even do my best to hide, whether it's shameful or not. This is my nature.

This entry was meant to make this apparent.

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 02:42:16 UTC

You STILL made it sound like you have sex with your piano, all good intentions aside.

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 02:46:09 UTC

[if this were in person, this look would be priceless.]

How I would go about accomplishing this sordid task, I haven't the slightest idea.

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 02:47:05 UTC

Unfortunatly for you... I do.

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 02:48:34 UTC

.........................Out of morbid curiosity, what exactly would you suggest?

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 02:49:56 UTC

Well, first I have to make sure you have dick, and are not some weird transvestite, because otherwise, what I have in mind isn't going to work...

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 02:51:14 UTC

I assure you I'm male, and quite convinced there's nothing in an instrument constructed of hamemred strings, which would allow any sort of act in the first place.

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 02:53:37 UTC

*waggles a finger, much enjoying this* You have to remember, not all sex is internal. Some fish, for instance.

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 02:54:40 UTC

...............You seem to put an inordinate amount of thought into this.

I assure you, there's nothing particularly sexual in my piano playing.

notverydevilish February 23 2010, 19:15:26 UTC

Wrooooong~

Ayumu-kun said you demanded he come, and play the piano for you, and you grabbed his arm when he said he wouldn't and told him his fingers were all hot from practice!

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 19:39:20 UTC

[you merit a very very annoyed glare, hizumi. But you're special in annoyance by virtue of being family]

You've implied and insinuated an inexplicable attraction between myself and Little Narumi before, Hizumi. You're quite wrong. I dislike repeating myself.

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 22:22:20 UTC

Y'know, some scientists say certain music can make people turned on. How do you know someone isn't jacking off in the audience while you're playing? Or perhaps... you're having fun between your legs while you're playing... "Look Ma! No hands!"

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 22:27:21 UTC

Then this becomes their personal issue, not mine. Such things are often frowned upon in concert halls...

And incidentally, I'm hardly so quick with my hands as to accomplish that. You underestimate the difficulty of my chosen pieces, no doubt.
[No expression change, but one-ups regardless]

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