I'm bored so i figured it was about time to write something i never plan on having anyone read. Went to a funeral today, thought about morality, i was strangely unfazed. The catholic church is just an odd place. Being the not so god-fearing atheist i am i chose not to partake in any of the mandatory sit-stand-chant procedure which tends to comprise ( Read more... )

is it wrong to enjoy sniffing honor guard edge dressing? i sure hope not, anyhow the flu hast been defeated and im mildy happy although it appears im not going to be able to avoid visiting the doctors who are most likely going to diagnose me with something ive known is coming but really dont want on my record (not the claps you asshats) but fark it ( Read more... )

i hate the flu. i feel like i'm a character from the stand just waiting to turn yellow and die, but its good shit. i really farking hate commitments, everything should be done spurt of the moment. i really hate people who go out of their way to make you feel like shit. i hate it when the heat doesnt work. i hate my isp... yeah thats right verizon, ( Read more... )

you know i'm pretty sure noone appreciates fake flattery, especially not from those goons in rotc when they take the opportunity to fuck you over at every turn but still give the you're the greatest speach to the young ones, but fuck em i guess. chris came in and gave the go to my college because of blah blah blah speach today and strangely enough ( Read more... )

allright kid's if i have to hear the cursing of another korean in his/her/its foreign devil toungue again i'm going to have an aneurism or an ulser of McNamara's wife-like proportions... which ever seems more poetic i guess. anyhow i digress see i have this chem project that really is not worth doing because in ten years do you really think im ( Read more... )

thanksgiving is a little more than ten days away, this year is fucking flying its good shit, really. the mid year slump is itching to tackle me and abduct me to some strange radical muslim reeducation clynic but i should be able to fight it at least until christmas break is over. the sheer (sp?) insencerity of people this year has been a real blast ( Read more... )

1 in the AM motherfucker and i finished my god damned history paper... yeeha and all that other cowboy nonsense, and if you'll excuse me im going to go sleep... or vomit whatever comes first

allright, i'm finally back up and running and i'm relatively peeved at the entire internet community for continuing to dish out this wonderful slop i find entertaining when i was away... i feel so unloved. so we're back to school but at least football is back that makes me relatively happy. i just hope that the first weekend of the school year isnt ( Read more... )

it's 1030 on a saturday night and im home, should be upset or socially insecure but i'm actually really happy with the situation. this is what summer vacation is boiling down to, i'm broke i smoke way too much, and never have anything that even remotely resembles an illegal substance.... it's like being forced to go straight edge, most unpleasant. ( Read more... )

You know you need a hobby when you wake up with a feeling that you need to do something but you have no idea what that something is and everything you do and everyone you talk to just really pisses you off. It's come to the point where i cant find anything worth reading on the fucking internet, which is the most vast expansive and all encompassing ( Read more... )