Also, if anyone sees a pair of nike blazers in a size eight, in a sort of pink and black tweedy material, I want them. They're japanese imports or something, and Size only have them in a 6.

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My first entry for months, after finally getting tinterweb back into my clutch ( Read more... )

At tea time yesterday they gave me chopsticks automaticly in my noodle bar yesterday, instead of the knife and fork all the other white people get.

In the club i got offered free ecstasy by some guy.

I am scene huh?

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I haven't been to uni for over two weeks now, I know hiding is the wrong thing to do, but I really don't wanna go in there...

In a perfect world I'd drop out now, work for a few years, then start again as a mature student in a proper art school, not some third rate ex poly full of wankers. But hey ho ( Read more... )

I love my job, my boss pretends I've got a crack habbit and I get it watch Japanese girls feed each other pieces of donut on the shop floor. It's awesome ( Read more... )

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man ( Read more... )

So;

Started my job at Paperchase, seems easy enough detectivecarrie made it as first-friend-to-say-hello-at-work. I am joint second in the biggest head circumference competition that my boss seems to have created. Need to buy my gran one of those tape measures...

Don't use spray on imac cream. My legs are still suffering and it was before truck I used the stuff!

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1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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Fucking GARRETH just caused me to eat red meat. Yes, meat that once had furr, not feathers, not scales, FURR. If I didn't think he was so fucking awesome then I'd really think he was a fucking cunt.

I am a bit drunk, yes, hehe.

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Seeing as I've been tagged and all I suppose I better do this ( Read more... )