VELOCIRAPTORS (and technology) CAN OPEN DOORS

[somehedgehog]

 My life's passion and most irrational fear, brought together at last, for the first time, again.

One Velociraptor Per Child

Comments

[cliodhna]

THIS IS A FOOLPROOF PLAN

IT CANNOT FAIL

[somehedgehog]

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

[cliodhna]

WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU

TRUST US

[redfirelily]

They are child-friendly inside and out. ;)

[mulderitsme]

"Today for Choice, boys and girls, we have the water table, legos, and Velociraptors, but you need to make sure they stay in the House Area. Yes, you can use the dress up clothes on them. No, you cannot feed them the crayons."

[chaointe]

And the winner of the Intertubes is... mulderitsme1!

*roaring applause*

[somehedgehog]

mulderitsme is god-empress of the internet for today!

[amycat1959]

Besides, they have to wash their claws before snack-time...

[uilliam]

That is awesome & brilliant.

[gnomi]

I'm so glad you liked the link... I have been striving to spread it as far and wide as I can. :-)

[somehedgehog]

You made my day with this. :)

[dieweedsdie]

So the real question is, of velociraptors and babies, which one is the life's passion, and which is the irrational fear? XD

[allhailkatt]

Now this is a valid question.

[somehedgehog]

Well, actually my life's passion is accessible educational technology, because I'm a dork.

I love babies and children - but the thought of having my own is more terrifying than Velociraptor Day Care.

[elrikard]

Babies r cool. They are like rollercoasters. You often question your judgement as you begin to experience one and then there is all the screaming and the helpless-where-are-we-going-and-will-it-end-well feeling.

All in all though I might go back for thirds.