I'd like to offer my opinion.

[someirishdude]

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I have many opinions on practically any subject. I'd be happy to offer one or all of them to you, my faithful readers. Keep in mind that I need not be expert in a specific subject area to offer my opinion to you. If you have questions about quantum physics, animal husbandry or feminine hygiene products, I'm your man.

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Comments

[sm00bs]

I have two completely unrelated questions. Neither of them is close to quantum physics, but one is related to animal husbandry and feminine hygiene.... a bit.

1) What are your thoughts on Windows Vista? Is it an utter piece of crap or are the users who complain about it just dolts and in need of a good thwap on the head?

2) What are your thoughts on placental encapsulation? Do you think it's a waste of time? Do you think mothers should be allowed to consume their placentas in any way they chose? Do you think they should be allowed to have placental smoothies or do you think they should be limited to the capsules or do you think they should be barred from consuming their placenta at all?

[someirishdude]

1) You offer a trick question. It's total crap AND the people who complain about it are dolts.

2) I'm for complete and unlimited freedom to consume, plant or discard of placentas. A woman's right to choose to have a placenta and a nice chianti shall not be abridged by the states.

[sm00bs]

Ooh, both excellent answers.

Next:

Blue's Clues - better with Steve (original) or Joe (Steve's "younger brother" and replacement)?

On a related note, what are your thoughts on Blue's Room (the show where she is a talking puppet puppy)?

[uawildcatgrl]

No contest on the first one...Steve was the best.

[danjite]

A question relating to intelligent design vs. evolution:

It is apparently true that human males can be caused to ejaculate through direct stimulation of the prostate. Why would The Designer of all that is and make this design so? And, from the heathen perspective, why would it evolve this way?

A culinary question: What flavor is Hokey Pokey ice cream?

[someirishdude]

1) A good designer always leaves himself a back door. See "War Games".

2)Since the Hokey Pokey has you put every body part "in", including your ass, it follows that the ice cream must taste awful. Therefore, Hokey Pokey ice cream tastes like coffee ice cream.

[strandist]

1. What will computers look like in 50 years?
   
2. How about commercial airplanes?
   
3. Which car is the best ever?
   
4. Are there times when Tammy Wynette wouldn't stand by her man?
   
5. What is the "right" way to eat any cut of meat of your choice?
   

H&K
SPAM

[someirishdude]

1) Exactly like Taylor Swift, and I can't wait.

2) They will look like really big paper airplanes.

3) The 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner Superbird. ("The King" in the movie "Cars" was this model.)

4) During missionary sex. However, she has a body double walk her post at that time. There is a little known "Changing of the Tammy Wynette" ceremony with Country Music's highest honor guard.

5) As a man of science, you have to know the conundrum you've put me in here. If I speak in absolute terms of right and wrong, that's not my opinion. Therefore, I disqualify this question due to improper phrasing.

[uawildcatgrl]

1. My brain is dead...what will revive it?

2. How do I get nurses to quit digging for bone marrow when simply taking blood or placing an IV?

3. If I married my anesthesiologist do you think he'd put me to sleep every night?

4. Scrubs is on sale, I'm contemplating purchasing all six seasons...thoughts?

5. Where was my "hey" for today?

[someirishdude]

1) Zombies

2) Learn to draw your own blood. Amaze and delight your friends.

3) Yes, but with a very different type of anesthesia.

4) I'm contemplating buying a DVD burner and giving to you as a gift. Thoughts?

5) Keep the change. :)

[uawildcatgrl]

1. Won't they just eat them?

2. I'm too afraid I'd become a junkie if I could actually manage to locate a vein

3. And what kind would that be? ;P

4. I don't like burned dvd's...don't know why...maybe I just like the way they look all cool in their boxes on my shelf!

5. Woot! Thanks!

My subject--Men

[hazelnut96]

It is one of my favorite subjects!

What do you think a man notices first about a woman?

Re: My subject--Men

[someirishdude]

This is a tough one. I'll answer seriously although that's difficult for me.

First, all men are not the same, so I can only speak to "most" men. Hopefully that will do.

As far as what men notice first? Depends on the distance to the woman and the age of the man.

Young guys + across the room = body (especially breasts)

Older guys + across the room = body (breasts and hair color)

Young guys + closer = body (especially boobs)

Older guys + closer = face (especially eyes) and scent

Hope that helps.