Happy birthday to my darling sogwife. Let's get really, really old then die together in a bizarre sex-related accident.

serenejournal and I have a tendency to become um distracted when watching videos. Sometimes we become um distracted an hour into the movie, sometimes a half hour.

This time we became um distracted trying to decide which movie to watch.

Stolen from serenejournal

I've done something you haven't:

1. Had a short script translated into at least 7 languages, turned into at least two movies, and performed on stage at least twice, all through no effort on my part.
2. Sold several people their own soul.
3. Had a role-playing game published.
4. Appeared on a children's television show.
5. Worked at the same place for ( Read more... )

Today's Jon Carroll:
All around me is the rending of garments and the beating of breasts. All around me are people on their knees shaking their impotent fists at heaven. All around me people are saying that Bush will win and that therefore they will move to Canada/move to Mexico/join an ashram/go to bed for four years/marry a Republican/acquire ( Read more... )

For reason beyond my comprehension, I get a lot of spam from Christian dating sites. One in particular ( bigchurch.com ) sent me an ad after I'd already asked three times to be removed from their list. This pissed me off, so I signed up for an account and posted this in my profile:
After being repeatedly spammed by the idiots who run this site, ( Read more... )

As of November 1st, I am employed.

I have health insurance and a small base salary plus commissions. At least to start, it's a lot less money than I was making, but it's more than I was getting on unemployment.

I telecommute and set my own hours.

Life is pretty good.

Wish me luck.

Google "weapons of mass destruction" and hit "feeling lucky"

In case the search rankings change: weapons of mass destruction

from serenejournal:

1) Some weird hippie Indian Shaman freaky Graham Greene looking dood emerges from the forest and bestows upon you a familiar, totem animal, animal sidekick or [Insert Term Here], to emulate you and do your evil bidding. Which would it be? Why?Carl Sagan, because then he wouldn't be dead anymore. If I have to stick with non-humans, I'll ( Read more... )

from here: http://www.selectsmart.com/president/1. Green Party Candidate (100 ( Read more... )