This is my first time posting something in fuckin FOREVER!

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I am seriously going to kill myself... I FUCKING HATE MRS FIELDS!!!! FUCKING HATE!!!!

This reciept proves that working at Mrs. Fields is EVIL.


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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise ( Read more... )

I got a new amp today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ok... first off... I pulled the poo out of one of those key chains that you squeeze and poo comes out... so anyways i pulle dit out of the dog and it came out in the same form of it... i was holding it for ike 10 minutes laughing my ass off.... ok...

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I've been dreaming about you
in a pool of your own blood
with your eyes gouged out
by the work of my thumbs
the scent of your insides
from under the floorboards
the perfect perfume
to settle a score.

Tech Deck song made in like 2 minutes..

http://www.angelfire.com/oz/8082/techdeck.mp3

Give me a break... I was bored and Im retarded... so HA!

Today i went to gameworks... for all the floridians, its like disney quest but not as high tech and just arcade games... but its neat... so I went there and I had fun... then i saw Anchorrman and it was really funny. I might add, it was amusing. anyways, so after that i went home and masturbated, then realizedwhat I had just done..... I left the ( Read more... )