http://www.somethingawful.com/news/game-faq-unanswered/
Is there mode to look at models closer? Much closer?

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/extra-medicine/
Please don't try these at home.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/food-delivery/
There is only one thing that can bring us back together: another copy-cat food delivery service that promises $10 off your first delivery with the promo code "fr33f00d."

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/holiday-meme-guide/
Christmas is right around the corner and you know what that means: time to pick out the perfect book of memes for that special someone in your life who will most definitely not immediately sever all contact with you after receiving such a gift.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/sucked-2016-awards/
...

http://www.somethingawful.com/movie-reviews/chain-command-dudikoff/
Michael Dudikoff, R. Lee Ermey, and akimbo slow-motion M16s in the oil-rich kingdom of Fakeistan!

http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/pokemon-trump/
Donald Trump meets mashupName(popular_video_game) {%gameName}!!

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/democrats-new-pitch/
You morons blew it and you're going to suffer. So you'd better learn your lesson and vote for me.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/celebrity-stalker-final/
Celebrities are just like us, appearing in public right before our prying peepers. That's where our hungry-eyed star-spotters catch 'em unawares. Lights! Camera! Look!

http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/expeditions-viking-preview/
My dad was the Thegn and now he's very much dead. You know what that means - time for a Viking MAAAAKEOVER!