Things I Ponder as an Unemployed

[sometimesy]

I was applying for a job today, which required a survey to be filled out. Some of the jobs for which I was applying only required a high school degree if that, in some instances only a few years of high school. One of the questions was: You are a very creative person. Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neutral, Agree, Strongly Agree. For me, this was

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Survey

[zerocash]

1=yes]
2x=no.]
3=unsure]
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1o. Are yo.u creative?]
2xo. Are yo.u intelligent?]
3o. Do. yo.u k,ill ;peo.;ple fbo.r fbun?]
4o. Are yo.u go.o.d lo.o.k,ing?]
5o. hmave yo.u ever ra;ped a do.g?]
6o. Can yo.u fbly?]

Re: Survey

[zerocash]

1o. 1]
2xo. 1]
3o. 1]
4o. 1]
5o. 3]
6o. 1]

Re: Survey

[sometimesy]

Are you drunk?
Are you high?
Did you lose your hands?
Are you getting laid right now?
Are you literate?
Did you pass fourth grade?
Are you a monkey?

Re: Survey

[zerocash]

if you get enough monkeys banging on keyboards, eventually one of them is gonna write shakespeare. or something.

[westbeach19]

i think what mizzi really meant by his answers was this

1. yes i did leave a hose on flooding some of the city
2. yes i did keep money from the paddle boat rentals
3. yes i do get injured easily
4. yes it is usually my fault
5. yes i did draft bonk 1st overall for my team

[zerocash]

what was that? 90 pound, what's my age again, pube shaving, assless pants wearing, fence painting... bitch.

[28_06_42_12____]

I don't think I ever responded to you about the other story you wrote. But I liked it. I couldn't figure out if I should feel bad for the guy or not, heh. I wanted to like him at the beginnning but then I didn't. And I LOVED the last line about the food, I was laughing my ass off. :-D

~Katie~

[elevenyears11]

I think when you spent more than 4 seconds on the first question of a 120 question survey, we all pretty much knew that you weren't getting the job.

[sometimesy]

that has yet to be seen

aw naw

[chiefkickinwing]

Moineau you jackass