She gave me a Spongebob Band-Aid.

This arrives in a package for Alan (the baseball shape of course). Attached is a note that reads:

Hey, I can't be 100% sure if it was you, but if you know what I'm talking about - I'm sorry. I have issues with that kind of thing and I didn't mean to be a jerk to you. Hope you can accept my apology.

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I feel like a dick. I know I'm one most of the time anyway, but now my head's getting all naggy about it. I think that's supposed to be guilt. I hope this isn't what maturing's supposed to be like.

Which Batman character are you?
Your Result: Catwoman

You are a totally self-serving creature of comfort. The fact that the path to your lifestyle isn't exactly what one might call 'legal' is a mere technicality. You feel that society owes you one anyway, and therefore have a bit of a persecution\ Robin Hood complex. Afterall, maybe if *they'd* ( Read more... )

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GO COLTS!!!
ETA: Damn. Oh well. Back to work tomorrow!

Your Penis Name Is: Thrill Drill


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MY BIRTHDAY IS SATURDAY.

THAT'S THE 9th FOR ALL YOU CALENDARLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE OUT THERE.

GET ME STUFF OR TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM THAT DAY, MK?

K.

WE COO.

What's cooler than being cool?