New York vs. My Balls

Dec 15, 2005 04:40

I am so done with New York. Done done done. That's how done I am. Fuck the north with its 15 degree weather and my nonexistant testicles.

All was not lost, however. 100 bucks snagged me a last minute, second row seat to Monty Python's Spamalot and a chance encounter with scientology fucktard Tom Cruise and prego-wife Katie Holmes. Also, ask me ( Read more... )

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commakaze December 15 2005, 17:11:21 UTC
You saw TomKat in person. That is AMAZING. I hate both of them, but I would totally want to meet them.

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shadowleager December 15 2005, 17:59:29 UTC
oh my god, please tell me you yelled douchbag at the asshole psycho actor who doesnt deserve me to speak/type his name and then ran up and punched him in the throat and kicked him in his nonexistent balls!!! please please please!!!

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sominex December 20 2005, 23:42:45 UTC
Trust me, I wanted to.

In the heat of the moment, however, I was much much nicer.
Me: Hey, how's it going?
Tom: Great, how're you?
Me: Fine, thanks. Enjoying the show?
Tom: Yeah, it's great.
Me: Allrighty.

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holllygolightly December 15 2005, 20:47:57 UTC
New York hates you too fucker.

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tshirtrebellion December 15 2005, 21:35:18 UTC
Excuse me.
That's KATE Holmes now.
I had the biggest crush on her, that whole biting her lip thing.
How was Spamalot?
and more importantly, I'm following your directions.
Alex, what about the Star Wars Trilogy show?

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sominex December 20 2005, 23:43:48 UTC
SPAMALOT was infuckingcredible.
Tim Curry totally spit on me. That's how close I was.

And the Star Wars Trilogy show was awesome, thanks for asking.

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thatgirlariel December 16 2005, 01:45:23 UTC
ha the you & andrew telling me about your freezing balls conversation is one more reason i am incredibly glad to be a girl!

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