I am so done with New York. Done done done. That's how done I am. Fuck the north with its 15 degree weather and my nonexistant testicles.
All was not lost, however. 100 bucks snagged me a last minute, second row seat to Monty Python's Spamalot and a chance encounter with scientology fucktard Tom Cruise and prego-wife Katie Holmes. Also, ask me
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In the heat of the moment, however, I was much much nicer.
Me: Hey, how's it going?
Tom: Great, how're you?
Me: Fine, thanks. Enjoying the show?
Tom: Yeah, it's great.
Me: Allrighty.
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That's KATE Holmes now.
I had the biggest crush on her, that whole biting her lip thing.
How was Spamalot?
and more importantly, I'm following your directions.
Alex, what about the Star Wars Trilogy show?
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Tim Curry totally spit on me. That's how close I was.
And the Star Wars Trilogy show was awesome, thanks for asking.
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