Santa Clause was recently extrodited to Las Angelas from his home in the North Pole for the murder of three X-mas temp elves. It is being said that he blungeoned them to death with an oversized novelty candy cane. No word as of yet about further details about the case but it is believed that cocaine and alcohol were involved in the beatings ( Read more... )

Michael Bay. Director of summer blockbusters such as The Rock, Armageddon, and Transformers has just confirmed that he is indeed on board to direct the new children's Christen epic "Vege Tales: Back For Blood ( Read more... )

Paris Hilton release a statement via her publicist early this morning stating that she is "sorry" for being alive. "Just... Very, very sorry." And that she hopes others can please forgive her for being such an incredible waste of human.

Britney Spears: You think I'm crazy? I'll show you crazy ( Read more... )

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