"Hello, babies. Welcome to earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies -- 'God damn it, you've got to be kind ( Read more... )

Man, today's been damn exhausting.

I was at the laundromat by 8:15, then home working on homework, followed by three classes, and now it's 10:15 and I need to write a paper. AGH!

I'm losing the last little bits of my sanity.

I'm GOING to finish this paper tonight.
I have incentives now.

So here's definitely the most awesome thing ever:
Someone's posted dirty disgusting sex flyers all around the city of Chicago with my phone number on them! I fucking love this city and every shitty asshole that inhabits it.

On that note, my phone number is changing tomorrow. I'll send it to you in message format on facebook.

At the costume ball scene in Batman Returns, the orchestra is playing "Superfreak." It's still one of my favorite movies.

Dear Livejournalland,

Please tell me that I'm not the only asshole who snorts juice and black beans out her nose while watching Family Guy alone.  Thanks!

Love,
Lauren

Favorite Underrated Wine: Fish Eye
Favorite Quote About Law School: "Law school, like starting a band, writing a novel, or having sex with a dolphin, is something that you should do only because you cannot imagine a life in which you have not done so." - Paul Ford

Umm...Easy Rider, bloody marys, and Tortoise? Yes. Oh yes.

13 Going on 30 is the cutest movie ever hands down. My heart is hurting.

Today I purchased an Oxford "Pocket" Dictionary. It's about a good 1000 pages and would not even fit in the front pocket of a large hooded sweatshirt. Apparently I have a lot of words to learn.

i got a really big offer today
seriously
really big
if i take it it will be the biggest star on my resume