Warning: I am a brain in a jar. I am a most unfortunate brain because my jar happens to be a woman’s body. This flesh attracts things which I am not seeking, and is inclined to things that I do not desire. Sometimes my mind and my flesh engage in struggle. They shadowbox at sunset, they pretend to fight a real opponent, they try to ignore that each ( Read more... )

Hey! Hello ( Read more... )

Eighteen years ago, around this time of the year, I became a surrealist. I am sure I can trace a more exact date, but that would require some time. I remember that I went into spring break still being a standard teenager, and that avant-garde literally movements were some of our last lessons that year. My classes ended in late May, so this is ( Read more... )

Wow! After i-don't-know-for-how-long, the Girl could see what I see in the Sycophant. Today when the Girl arrived at the office, she sais she was very glad to see me, that she needed someone to talk. The thing was that on friday, she went to one of the Sycophant's farewell parties (she'll be leaving Gutsa by the end of this month). ANd she was ( Read more... )

I am very tired with and dissapointed of this endeavour. It is not clear where we are going, what do we want. i feel like we are trying to cover a lot of things and in the end we don't cover anything. I don't know if we will be Real Estate lawyers, or civil lawyers or brokers or teachers or whatever.

Since the begining I felt there was something ( Read more... )

A dream is a little fire. Consciousness blows it away, leaving only an ephimeral and tiny column of smoke, something so diaphanous, that it cannot be trapped or kept. Though sometimes the consious mind is able to retain it briefly, and sometimes we are brave enough to put the dream-smoke into a jar. Then it turns into something like an exotic ( Read more... )

If, as Giordano Bruno theorized, there are multiple universes superposed to this very one, I would like to visit that in which I got Yue Liang and I am a successful lawyer. 'Cause if I'm still me in that universe, then I'm critical of my circumstances and wishing and daydreaming about having a different life -- the life I'm leading right now, maybe ( Read more... )

Is it so difficult to figure out that a 47-paged document will make a gargantuan PDF file when scanned? I know, I know. I promised not to be whiny here, but tis is really funny. What kind of lamebrain expects to create a reasonable sized PDF out of 47 real life sheets?

On another note, I'm drafting a document that establishes a collegiate decision ( Read more... )

My apple is rotten and inedible. I will have to go out and buy junk instead of eat wholesome, fresh fruit ( Read more... )

Next week I'll buy candy to treat all the little monsters, vampires and ghosts (specially ghosts) that knock my door on Halloween.

I'll dress up like this, skeleton arm and all:


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