Yes, that was intended to sound as gay and mushy as possible, but there is a minor bit of truth behind the queer comment. I have decided that I need to take my health a bit more seriously. Why the sudden change of heart? Because of Matts new pics on MySpace. So, I'm gonna go see if I can score some coke and ride the white pony to a fit 180. HA ( Read more... )

Right, so I just had a friend upgrade my LiveJournal account for me, because me and my bank are no longer on speaking terms. There were 3 reasons for this. One, to have a paid account, and thus help open source and the proprietors of this site. Two, to have access to all the themes. Three, to be able to search for people in my area. The first ( Read more... )

I have decided that I don't like taking to random people on the internet. That means chatrooms and BBSs. Why? Because they have been overrun by toddlers who are obsessed with who is 1337er and who can see more boobies. It sickens me. I wish that I lived near each and every one of them so that I could release some tension and whoop some grade- ( Read more... )

Today was fun. I went to work and worked. But then, around 4 or 5, I can't remember, my car just stopped running. Why? Because my battery died. Why? Because... I don't know. So, I had to buy a new battery. But, before any of this hapened, something else happened. Let me recount; my boss, here-to-for known as Greg, brought in a cigar box ( Read more... )

Right. So, last night I am talking with Adrian over Yahoo. Everything is cool. Then for a while there is a silence. I figure its as good a time as any to say that I'm tired and ready for bed. In short, just end the conversation. That is where this log you are about to read picks up (warning, there are heavy misspellings, deal ( Read more... )

Holy shit. I got so drunk last night. I had a shot of liquid cocaine, 2 long island ice teas (which, by the way, are not ice tea at all... those bastards lied!), 2 shots of yeager-meister, and two summer squeezes. Now, I must tell you, that while that may not seem like tooo much, these were not regular shots, they were in fact super shots, capable ( Read more... )

Guess what. My parents found a house. I know, you're like, "But, Doug, I didn't even know they were looking." Well, they were. And low and behold, we got one. And its fuckin huge. A four bedroom monster. My room is bigger than our current living room. And, get this, we have a goat. That's right. A MUTHAFUCKIN GOAT! It's name is Wilbur. ( Read more... )

So, on the way back from the writers meeting tonight I blew a tire out. Yeah. Highlight of my day, let me assure you. And that whole thing where my parents go to bed at 9, that blows when you get a flat at 9:30. Cause then guess who is stuck out there by himself... thats right. ME! It would'nt have been so bad if I had a tire iron, and I had ( Read more... )

Ok, back in school I was crushing on this girl that I new, name of Adrian. It was all I could do to not hump her leg every time I saw her. Then we graduated and never really saw her that much after that. I still liked her, and to this day I would date her, if I thought I had a chance, but something must have changed. I just saw her boobs. ( Read more... )

Well, on my way back from a delivery today I was driving down Wiscon Rd. Its a small two lane that is a shortcut to my store. There are just three cars on the road: me, and two guys heading towards me. I'm riding along, minding my own business, drinking a bottle of Vanilla Coke, when all of a sudden the second car in the two coming at me goes to ( Read more... )