Fate's got a sense of humor. Payback's a bitch, isn't she, Reno? I guess you can add cross-dressing to your resume now.

( Boxers or briefs...or thongs? )

Sephiroth, Tifa told me you called. What do you want?

Anyone in the market for monster parts? We'll be hauling back some Iron Giants, Imps, Cockatrices, maybe a Turtapod. Oh yeah. And possibly a Ruby Dragon.

Anyone using these parts to make healing potions get first pick.

( Looks like we made the news again. )

((ooc: Cloud was freaked out by a nightmare and had to write it all down, sort of a purging move. What he dreamed is below. Aerith, Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud were transported to an island, where darker forces were kind of poking at them like science experiments. Cloud just didn't know it at the time.

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I suppose I should be thanking you, Cloud. You should take better care of your things. Unless you don't care for them of course. What good are you to anyone if you can't even keep something this small from me~?

I wonder~, what can I do from here? And what would hurt you the worst?

((ooc: Sephiroth has taken over Cloud's journal! Cloud will ( Read more... )

Tifa wants me to dress up for Hallow's Eve, thought it would be fun for me to take Marlene and Denzel around. Not so sure. I'm more liable to attack someone who's dressed like Sephiroth.

Browsed for ideas, came across this-

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Sounds like I'm missing out on all the fun.

I've got some potions left, if anyone needs them.

Huh. Always did wonder what it was like t' be SOLDIER. But sweet Bahamut's ass ev'rything's bright. Like... 'could someone turn down th' sun' bright. Don't mind th' rest though. Kinda nice t' try this shit out without stayin' forever.

Also, your clothes are a fucking pain, Strife. You got anything that doesn't have waaaaay to many straps?