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sonotzack

Field Report #0001

Jul 14, 2008 11:27

C-Cadet Cloud Strife, 54th armed division, reporting in and requesting any information on base. My CoC seems to have been cut off, and my weaponry has gone MIA. I seem to be in possession of a weapon similar to Lieutenant SOLDIER First Class Fair's sword, but unfortunately, had to hide it while in search of the nearest military facility ( Read more... )

so confused, nothing looks the same, lost my commanding officer woops, why do i have all this materia?

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tasertotingtwin July 14 2008, 18:56:09 UTC

your hair is so bright and purty!

sonotzack July 14 2008, 19:01:51 UTC

I-it's not! I mean. I guess it is kind of bright.

Um. What's your name?

tasertotingtwin July 14 2008, 19:04:55 UTC

I like it! <33

im shion!

sonotzack July 14 2008, 19:10:05 UTC

Um. Thanks! ^^

I'm Cloud! I'm...kinda lost. You wouldn't happen to know where Midgar is, would you?

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steelandsilence July 14 2008, 19:03:25 UTC

...Cloud?

Hyne, not you too.

sonotzack July 14 2008, 19:11:01 UTC

Sorry, sir! It was my fault I got lost, sir! I...can't tell your rank over the internet, sir!

steelandsilence July 14 2008, 19:17:12 UTC

I... rank? What do you mean...?

I'm the commander of Balamb Garden, not that I expect you've heard of it. And... you know me. Or should know me.

sonotzack July 14 2008, 19:21:55 UTC

Sir, yes, Sir! I apologize heartily for disrespecting you, Commander sir!

...I do? Uh, sir? I mean, I didn't realize there was another Commander besides Commander Hewley and Commander Rhapsodos. Are you from Wutai?

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imnotamommasboy July 14 2008, 19:28:17 UTC

..........................

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

......

You moron. Get me coffee. Now.

1/2 sonotzack July 14 2008, 19:33:02 UTC

O_O

2/2 sonotzack July 14 2008, 19:33:56 UTC

YES, SIR! RIGHT AWAY, SIR, GENERAL SEPHIROTH!

...Sir, I-I'm lost.

imnotamommasboy July 14 2008, 19:56:29 UTC

Do you not understand the meaning of the word 'now,' cadet? I don't care if you're on the moon, I wanted your ass in my office along with a cup of coffee and a newspaper five minutes ago.

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materiagimme July 14 2008, 19:50:58 UTC

DUDE.

DUDE

WHAT

sonotzack July 14 2008, 19:52:46 UTC

W-what?! You know how to get me back to Midgar?

materiagimme July 14 2008, 19:59:20 UTC

....Heheheh. You bet I do. See, my name's Yuffie and I run a transportation service. And for the low, low price of 10,000 gald, I'll rush you back to Midgar before you can say "mako reactor"!

sonotzack July 14 2008, 21:09:02 UTC

B-but...but! I don't have that kind of gil! I don't even have fifty gil on me oh gods.

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topsoldier_zack July 14 2008, 23:13:42 UTC

Haha, you too, huh?

sonotzack July 14 2008, 23:19:36 UTC

Huh? What dya meanOH MY GODS, Lieutenant Zack, sir! I was lost and then I couldn't find Midgar, but then the General! And I was being blackmailed but then Squall is coming by on his large ship and he's going to take me to the general and thank gaia you're all right. Sir.

topsoldier_zack July 14 2008, 23:23:04 UTC

Squall got ya then, huh? That's good. Okay, maybe I'll see about stopping by Garden.

Oh, stay clear of Seph for now, he's been in a bad mood.

sonotzack July 14 2008, 23:27:54 UTC

Um. In about five minutes, sir. He wants me to stay put until he lands the ship. But oh no, sir! Please don't make a detour just for me! Besides, Squall's going to drop me off in Midgar.

I-I don't understand. The General seemed okay when I talked to him. A little in need of his caffeine kick, maybe, but what sane person in SOLDIER wouldn't be?

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