Trip to the beach

[sonotzack]

Zack's birthday trip went off well. It was a cinch moseying there a bit early to clear out the monsters and threats. I doubt Aerith wants to see him running around in his flower shorts, swinging an umbrella as a weapon again. Zack, did you just shove the umbrella up that monster's...nevermind.

...Someone's got a sense of humor.

Comments

[eatmyfood]

Where did you get the green bird-ring floatie? I'm going to buy one for my Beloved!

[sonotzack]

...I didn't. That's fanart and strictly did not happen. At all. Ever.

[you_are_unfit]

Umbrellas can hardly be considered an effective weapon.

[sonotzack]

Zack seems to think otherwise.

[you_are_unfit]

Then he clearly needs to attend basic training.