Happy Canada Day

Listening to a London radio station on-line and this ad came up:

"This is the sound of your car hitting a child at 40 mph
Screeching tires and a thud
This is the sound of your car hitting a child at 30 mph
Screeching tires and a thud and then some crying
Little girl:If you hit me at 40 mph there is an 80% chance I will die ( Read more... )

I think I will miss Toronto a lot.

*Despite all the very loud teenagers in this city*

While flipping through channels I came across this programme on newsworld about racism, you may have seen it being advertised. The adverts portrayed it as this shocking programme about how everyone's a racist. I didn't actually watch it, but from what I gathered they got a bunch of people of different races together and then they had some sort of ( Read more... )

Weezer just keeps getting worse and worse; I was listening to some internet radio station and a song off their new album called We Are All On Drugs came on. A sample of some of the lyrics:

And you show up late for school cause ( Read more... )

The beauty of the American Way was that if you were smart and hard-working you could become a success and rich and famous. Now if you're ugly and get cold feet and fuck over everyone you can also become rich and famous. Observe the following (truncated) interview:Runaway bride: Decision 'life or death ( Read more... )

I just sprayed perfume in my eye... this is what I get for trying to smell half-decent after the gym.

(That's another question, how can anyone stand talking to me after I spent 40 minutes doing cardio exercises? Don't I smell and look like a bright, red, shiny ass?)

(Ok, fine, so it wasn't exactly 40 minutes, but close enough)

HereI like the first song, not really keen on the second and the medley is shit. But there's more to come. AND they are touring here in September, I won't be here to nag any of you to come with me (aren't you lucky) but I think you should go, I bet it would be good ( Read more... )

In my on-going attempts to find a place and people to live with in Lille I decided to do the 'reply-all' thing on one of the e-mails from the school and seek out any potential flatmates. So far I've received responses from 2 German boys... Mit Vergnügen!

Tonite I went to see Kingdom of Heaven, the movie about the Crusades, featuring Orlando "Everyone Loves Me" Bloom, Liam "I fought two days with an arrow in my testicle" Neeson, David "He used to be cute" Thewlis and surprisingly NOT Tony Shaloub, though it was a movie that featured Arabs. I went with my mother, who falls asleep during any movie, ( Read more... )