Starfleet Drinking Song
What’s the use of wearing Red Shirts?
Toting phasers, you’re just dead shirts
Blue or Gold, better said shirts
When you’re beaming down
What's the use of shirts of satin?
Studs that always get forgott’n
State affairs are simply rott’n
Better far is lube
Lube’s the stuff to show men
Lube to scare your yeomen
Squeeze it
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