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I was riding a bike, but every time I got to the traffic lights it would turn into an ironing board and collapse. The lights were green and cars were beeping. A lady in a television screen told me to take a certain kind of medicine that guaranteed to help you ride your ironing board after three days. I wheeled the ironing board through the lights ( Read more... )

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Give in to emotion or sexual desire. Surrender to hate and bitterness.
Hurt, wail, despair. Wallow in self pity and irrational behaviour.
Cry attention crimminal,
your disease is terminal.

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[Another One]

I pierced my clitoris with a large safety pin. And it felt really good.
So I left it in. But it looked rather odd.

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MEREDITH UDATE CURRENT FACIAL EXPRESSION: Eyes half popping out of head in a sleepy grimace ( Read more... )

This is Take 2. I didn't like my other journal much. She was stinky.
Starting is always the hardest part. Who knows how long i'll keep this up, but i've been told i should keep a journal. I already have a handwritten journal, and a word document i update occasionally when i remember the password. But this could be fun.

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