I'm off to Mexico in less than a day. It's going to be my first cruise and my first time out of the country. I'm such a goddamn n00b. Well, it should be a good experience. I'll be back on the 9th (possibly with presents for everyone if I do well at poker). If not, you're all getting lame key chains, and Drew is getting goat porn (don't ask ( Read more... )

As you guys all know, Chris has been the biggest asshole ever to me during the last two weeks. I felt that it was necessary to get him back for Christmas. I called up Jay Crim and asked what movie had boatloads of crappy Arnold quotes in it, and he told me "Running Man." So of course, that's what Chris is getting for his present. I hope he repeats ( Read more... )

So after the recent debacle in stupid Leah's LJ I decided to weed out many of my so called "friends." I reactivated the account primarily so I can see show updates since I refuse to make a myspace. Oh yeah, and to see the plethora of Matt James' entries 'cuz that nig posts like 5 entries a day, :P. I tried making it private so that stupid bitches ( Read more... )

Ok so all lame X-Men references aside, here's my new tattoo
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I sincerely doubt that I will actually have the time, will, or energy to make too many more posts in this thing, so don't get used to the notion of Sean Orcutt writing in LJ. I'm in a state of mind right now that most closely resembles catharsis. Here’s a funny definition for the word catharsis ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a million years but this was a hilarious conversation with an AIM bot. For all who haven't seen it yet I present ( Read more... )

Ok so if anyone EVER tells you that they can drink a gallon of milk in one hour and hold it down without vomitting they are either A) lying out of their ass or B) have a super-human stomach. Nick Munson and I had a long standing idea that since we both drink a lot of milk normally the legendary challenge would be a piece of cake. Unfortunately for ( Read more... )

Vacation was really relaxing. Not too much to say about it, all that I did was sit out in the sun on the lake and improve my pasty complexion. At least I know longer have a glowing white aura when I'm underwater now. Ozzfest was fun. I was expecting it to suck because of the lack of second stage bands but dancing for Bury Your Dead at 9:00 in the ( Read more... )

I feel that no matter how hard I try my emotions catch up with me. It's proof that I can surround myself with some of the best people in the world, using last night as an example, and still feel just as depressed and alone as I was 3 years ago. I honestly need to change my entire outlook on life because I can't picture myself being happy and ( Read more... )

Last night proved to be interesting to say the least. I think the new house is going to need some SERIOUS sound-proofing for the neighborhood to deal with my insanely loud friends. Oh and THANK YOU Matthew James for introducing me to Lauren Bacon, my next door neighbor, I <3 you man. Too many taboo jokes to mention...