Because Spencer has no manners.

[sorrowslament]

I feel like Miss Manners. But Spencer inquired as to the proper way to hold a fork when one is eating. So I have created a lovely four-image tutorial. (Pictures taken in front of my laptop, while chatting to Spencer on MSN a few moments ago.)

Comments

[hasturian]

Wait a second... I just asked for clarification of your strange Kanadian terms. I never said I didn't have manners, just that I couldn't picture what you were describing (with your primitive Kanadian vocabulary).

I am well mannered at the table, otherwise... I allow havoc to breed.

[sorrowslament]

Primitive? Hardly.

Your abrasive American terms are no match for my Kanadian formality.

Admit it, you didn't know how to hold a fork, beast.

[hasturian]

Positively primitive.

Kanadian formality... NEWFIE!

I admit nothing and deny everything!

[sorrowslament]

Good, no worries, then.