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[sortabeautiful]

[ it's been a while since jacob last touched his journal and that's a problem. it's a lazy monday! so he's got no qualms about doing something silly. ]Hey, Luceti. I've got a game for you. It's called "who would win"? So, I'll give you a pair of things to fight. Then everyone speculates on who would win in a fight. All you've got to do is consider

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[Voice]

[kineticcajun]

[Silly, yes, but it's something to do while it's storming too much to go much of anywhere.]

Depends on the turf, mon ami. Where's the fight?

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

The moon. [ first thing that popped into his head. ] A mad scientist just gave them the ability to breathe in space.

[Voice]

[kineticcajun]

...the moon.

[Dieu, why is he answering this.]

Prob'ly the shark, then.

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

How come? [ c'mon. hit him with flawless logic. ]

[slaying]

That one's easy. Haven't you watched the Discovery Channel?

[ a huff. her tone isn't a happy one. ]

[sortabeautiful]

I think they're biased.

[slaying]

But...science.

[sortabeautiful]

Science schience. [ tsk tsk. ] Got a better one?

[Voice]

[pigtailed_loli]

Sounds fun! Are there prizes for winning?

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

Nah. This is just a game for fun.

[Voice]

[pigtailed_loli]

Awww! What's the point of a game without any prizes? Oh well, guess I'll give this a try! ♥

I'm not really familiar with those animals though... [She looks crestfallen.]

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

You don't have sharks and tigers?

[Voice]

[bridal_idol]

My, my! What an interesting question. Why are they fighting, though?

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

Just to see which one is stronger.

[Voice]

[bridal_idol]

Hmm...and can tigers swim?

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

I think so.

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

... Huh. A game, is it? [ For a moment she's quiet, as if she's considering the whole idea of playing a game, but when she speaks up she's instead giving the answer already. ]

That one's pretty easy. It would just depend on whether they're in the water or not. I doubt a shark could fight outside the water.

[ voice ]

[sortabeautiful]

What about if the shark was able to fight outside of the water. In zero-gravity or something?

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

Even if it's zero-gravity, the argument still stands, right? Sharks need to stay in water for them to be able to breathe, while I'm pretty sure a tiger couldn't survive underwater for long. No matter what kind of environment they fight in, one of the two is always going to have a penalty.

[ voice ]

[sortabeautiful]

I figure that there's some scientist genetically modifying them to put them on more even ground.