One Piece: Bound For Glory - Chapter 11 Part 3:
Welcome back to another part of Bound For Glory! In this part, we FINALLY get to find out the reason people feel cold in low temperatures!
Mantra: Let’s just get this over and done with.
Thankfully, the Stuthor decides to not torture us any longer and has Karma come right out and say the answer, ‘PEOPLE ARE FUCKING COLD IN WINTER BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING COLD IN WINTER!’ I have no idea what it says about the fic or the characters in it that someone has to come out and explain that.
More insultingly, again, this whole exchange is played for humour. Karma is seen as a mood-swinging bitch for not indulging David’s ignorance. And David CERTAINLY doesn’t express any gratitude for that vital piece of information or any regret for having wasted everyone’s time! Nope, he thinks it’s PERFECTLY within his rights to have no idea how body temperatures work.
Instead, he placates Karma by throwing his jacket to her, like you would throw a bone to a dog. And no, he did NOT hand his jacket to her. He threw it. The level of unconcern displayed in this action astounds me - that he would force his crew member to scramble in the snow for a flimsy piece of jacket that she needs to survive…I honestly don’t think even Edward Cullen has ever been this psychotic.
SOCIOPATHY: 5
AND IT’S FUCKING COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE THE FUCKING OCEAN! HOW IS ONE JACKET GOING TO HELP HER?
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 19
Also, I notice that the Stuthor still does not know that a penis does not make you impervious to the cold. No, Stuthor, men are NOT so awesome that they can survive being doused in icy water.
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 10
Kit and Riru demand what they are meant to do. And while it is entirely reasonable for them to actually be feeling cold, I can’t help but feel this entire incident is engineered so that the Stuthor can write women throwing themselves at this Stuthor, begging for a scrap of fabric.
And what do you know? I’m correct.
Chase goes ahead and chucks his jacket at the women as well, who then FIGHTS over it.
I’m…frankly astounded by the sheer scale of sociopathy we’re dealing with here. Those girls are his CREWMATES - people who are meant to be his True Companions, people who are supposed to be his BEST FRIENDS in this verse. And when they’re faced with freezing cold, what does he do? Throw a scrap of fabric at them and sit back and watch them fight for it like dogs.
I…really have no idea how to even comment on something as stupefyingly horrific as this.
SOCIOPATHY: 6
Well, seeing as EVERYONE is being oh so generous and thoughtful today and bestowing basic necessities upon those worthless women, Avery decides to join in the act and throw his jacket to Riru as well, since, you know, he’s so awesome, he has a PENIS. And penises make you automatically immune to the cold.
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 11
After the…DISGUSTING display of misogyny we just witnessed, David has the BALLS to act IMPATIENT, as though the entire human reactions of the women were a hindrance to him. As though he loathed having to take anyone’s comfort into account.
Given what he’s done before, I very much doubt that’s not the case.
SOCIOPATHY: 7
Apparently, all of that implied sexism wasn’t enough for the Stuthor. All bad fic writers loath subtlety, and the Stuthor decides to pound in how AWESOME men are compared to women, because what he’s just written wasn’t enough. Oh no, we have to hammer the fact in, lest the stupid, worthless females start to forget their places. So, the Stuthor confirms everything I’ve said by writing that David was, ‘uneffected by the cold as he was now shirtless.’
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 12
By the way, ‘AS he was now shirtless’? What is that supposed to mean? That he can’t feel cold BECAUSE he was shirtless, instead of despite he was shirtless? His not wearing a shirt is actually helping him combat the cold? What the HELL are you trying to convey, Stuthor?
Well, as we all know, just ONCE is never enough for this Stuthor, so he repeats the fucking description for Chas as well, putting particular emphasis on how little he’s wearing. I’m sure the Stuthor wants us to be awed and impressed by how AWESOME he is, but the only thing that’s coming to my mind now is, ‘YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST BITCH’ and ‘Wow, you spend a lot of time thinking about your avatars naked, don’t you? Is there something we should know?’
YOU SEXIST BASTARD: 13
Interestingly, Avery DOES NOT get a detailed description of how little he is wearing. I can only see that as yet another way the Stuthor makes sure that his two avatars are ranked above all other characters, even though they’re all Stus.
Well, they set off then…except not. David turns around and sees a very muscular and tall man. As always, when we’re introduced to a new character, the entire story grounds to a halt so the Stuthor can rant off a list of pointless trivia about exactly what the character looks like that is never going to be brought up again and tells us NOTHING about anything. In this particular description, he says the man is ‘cut’. I…honestly have no idea what that is supposed to mean. He definitely doesn’t mean that man is injured, so…WHAT?
Well, apparently, the man has green hair and purple eyes. I’d like the Stuthor to know that, yeah, there are a lot of weird hair colours in One Piece, but guess what? NOT EVERYONE HAS FUCKING UNUSUAL HAIR! Plenty of One Piece characters had black hair and eyes! Just because it’s an anime, doesn’t mean EVERYONE has to have anime hair!
The man is wearing *signs* ‘jean pants’. I really want someone to beat it into this Stuthor’s head that YOU DON’T HAVE TO EMPHASIS JEANS ARE PANTS! WE CAN FUCKING ASSUME THAT!
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT: 4
Apparently, he is also wearing ‘two large golden bracelets that had emeralds on them.’ I hope someone takes advantage of that in the fight, and YES, I know they’re going to fight. Name ONE fucking character that has NOT fought with the main characters. It’s the ONLY thing this Stuthor ever writes! Fucking action scenes!
The man is followed by a large number of crew members, which wows David. Yeah, being intimidated by numbers - what a brilliant trait in the future Pirate King. And yes, I know he’s going to become the pirate king. This Stuthor is far too much of a wimp to deny his avatar what he wants.
…
Mantra? You’ve been remarkably quiet.
Mantra: *Stirs awake* What?
SOS: Well, I was about to say that you can go now…
Mantra: *Rubs eyes sleepily* Fantastic. It’s about fucking time. *Stands up, then suddenly swings the keyboard against SOS’s head*
SOS: Argh! What the fuck was that for?
Mantra: *Coldly* Aren't you sounding just a little like David here? *Flounces off*
SOS: *Rubs head ruefully* I still love her.
Ahem, anyways.
David asks who the man is and, in the process, the Stuthor describes him looking up at the man TWICE. In two consecutive sentences. *Face palm*
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT:5
The man says that his name is ‘Broly Sang’. Really? THAT’s the name you came up with? Do you have ANY idea what sort of names are suited to villains? How the FUCK am I supposed to take these people seriously when they have names like Broly Sang and Tiburon?
And hey, guess what? I was fucking correct. The man IMMEDIATELY challenges David to a fight. No preamble, no reasons, no logic…it’s just…well, here’s a new character. He is going to fight with the Stu now, because this is the only thing I can write and because I need to pound it into the reader’s heads how AWESOME my avatar is. *Disgust*
David is still an idiot (big surprise) and completely doesn’t understand what the man’s blatant challenge meant. I have an idea that the Stuthor wanted to make him the ditzy, naïve type, ala Luffy, but it REALLY doesn’t work because he’s not naïve. He’s just fucking STUPID.
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 20
Well, the man asks if he’s '’Monkey Boy' David’ and that just pisses me off.
- If he didn’t know his identity, why did he challenge him to a fight? I mean, would he ask, just to be sure?
- How did David get that nickname? Only two people have called him that, the Shark King and Kit. The Shark King is dead now, without ever having the chance to spread the nickname, and while Kit did insult him in public, he wasn’t doing anything spectacular at the time, so there’s no reason why people would remember. Luffy was called Straw Hat because that’s an obvious and easily identifiable physical feature, and many, MANY people called him that. David never acts like a monkey. He is, at most, an idiot. And he’s only idiotic when the Stuthor wants to hammer some humour into this fic.
- How does the man know about David? The only noteworthy thing David has accomplished is killing the Shark King, and no one knew he did that because, by the time the Marines showed up, he had left already, and this whole affair occurred on a remote island, whose entire population has been slaughtered!
- Assuming that the man somehow got news that a Monkey Boy David killed the Shark King…how would he know what David looked like, that he can identify David by sight? David doesn’t have a wanted poster! He doesn’t have a bounty! How come he is so famous that people in the Grand Line know about him?
- New does not travel that fast in One Piece, dear. Most phones can only work on the island they are on, and news is delivered by a fucking bird. And Grand Line is almost ENTIRELY cut off from the rest of the world, because the natural barriers mean any outside information can’t get in. How the hell do people know this already?
See what I mean by how every action scene in this fic is contrived? The Stuthor just gave a random character information that he should not have to facilitate a meaningless action scene. He might also have sped up the spreading of information to ensure that the Stus got the proper amount of fame for killing a Shichibukai, despite the fact that THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE ANY FAME, BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY ANYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT IT WAS THEM!
Well, his identity is such a difficult question that David has to stand there and think for a moment, and then pussy-foot around the question. Because remembering his name is a task far too complex for his intelligence level. And I mean that literally.
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 21
Just like me, the man is getting VERY impatient. I would cheer for him, but I know how stupid he becomes later on, so…NO. He asks David’s identity again, and whether the people with him are his crew. DUDE, what the hell do you fucking THINK? Just go on with it and kill him already!
Well, David finally remembers his name and answers in the affirmative. And, as I suspected, Broly informs him that he’s wanted for killing the Shark King. I’ve ranted about that above. This whole scenario makes no fucking sense. Let’s move the fuck on.
The Stuthor says that ‘Broly smiled evily’. Wow. Such subtlety.
Stuthor, if you villains are so bloody blatant that they do EVERYTHING evilly, then you are doing something wrong. Dastardly Whiplash is a bloody parody, you know!
Broly tells us that he hates the Shark King and…really? Dude, when the Shichibukai hates a person, they don’t just let that person live wherever and stop caring! If he really hated the Shark King, he wouldn’t be sitting around and just letting the Shark King rule East Blue! He’d be…I dunno, trying to kill him?
Then, Broly randomly switches topics to how the Shark King was weak, but he’s going to teach David the strength of a REAL Shichibukai…and I just can’t take this seriously.
First of all, the sudden topic switch convinces me that the Stuthor had Broly say how much he hated the Shark King just to pound it into our heads that the Stus are always right. If David hates a person, then everyone else do as well, no matter whether they’re on his side or not, because he is the Ultimate Judge of What Is Good and Not. When your villains are your mouthpieces just as much as your heroes, why should I give them any credit?
Secondly, the Shichibukai enjoy having WORTHY opponents. If Broly thought the Shark King was weak, he wouldn’t give the guy a second thought! In fact, if he were the type to exploit weak people and only hunt those who he’s sure he’ll be able to handle, he wouldn’t have made it as a Shichibukai at all!
Thirdly, this is a spoiler…but he’s not all that stronger than the Shark King. I mean, sure, there’s a lot of hype, but he’s every bit as idiotic and ineffective. And I KNOW that nothing is going to happen to the Stu, because you’re a WIMP. So…I don’t buy this at all.
Fourthly, THIS IS SO CLICHÉ! How the fuck do you expect me to buy this? This is the corniest and cheesiest thing I’ve ever seen! And it’s not a good cheesy! It’s the type of cheesy that makes me want to vomit in my mouth!
David, of course, doesn’t get it. Really, what were you expecting?
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 22
Of course, his stupidity gives Broly the PERFECT chance to make a suitably dramatic introduction of himself. Stuthor, can you be ANY less obvious?
Broly introduces himself as ‘'Massacare King'’. Wait…Massacre King…Shark King…Stuthor, you’re not going to give the Shichibukai some sort of silly theme naming, are you? Because that would be STUPID. The Shichibukai may be one organisation, but every member is very independent and often have contradictory goals. They are each other’s enemies, not allies! They are not a cohesive, supporting group! Why would they have something as TACKY as a theme naming, linking themselves to each other?
Hell, just read canon! Do the Shichibukai there have theme naming? If Oda thought it was too tacky for him to do, then what makes you think you’re good enough to pull it off?
Apparently, his crew is called, ‘Merciless Pirates’. Stuthor, I’m SURE you’re trying to be cool and threatening and shit but…when you throw a name like THAT in my face, all I feel like is giggling. I mean, there is a LIMIT to how over-the-top you can be. That’s NARMY, not intimidating.
Also, I wasn’t aware that the crew had a separate name from their Captain. I mean, Luffy was Straw Hat Luffy, so his crew was the Straw Hat Pirates. Am I missing something? Unless this Broly had a SERIOUS flair for melodrama, his crew wouldn’t have a separate name!
Also, he didn’t bring his first mate to this fight, because he didn’t think he’d need him.
Yep, he took his entire fucking crew, but couldn’t be bothered to bring his first mate.
HOW DOES THIS MAKE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SENSE?
AND HOW CAN SOMEONE SO CARELESS AND ARROGANT AS TO UNDERESTIMATE AN UNKNOWN OPPONENT HAVE MADE IT AS A SHICHIBUKAI?
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 23
David is awed by his crew…and that’s a pretty serious case of delayed reaction. Why wasn’t he expressing awe when the crew first came on stage, instead of saving it for when they’re introduced? What, does he just never pay ANYTHING attention, unless it’s specifically pointed out to him? How the FUCK do you expect this guy to become the Pirate King is THIS is his level of awareness? Not even Bella Swan was this bad!
Chase gets angry at David for being awed by the crew, because they’re about to be killed. First of all, WHAT FIC HAVE YOU BEEN READING? There is no danger! There is not threat! There is no conflict! I don’t buy this at all! You can’t make one of your characters randomly scared and expect me to be scared as well! I have a fucking BRAIN! I can tell you’re not going to do ANYTHING! Second of all, just because they want to kill you, doesn’t mean you can’t be awed by them. Those are not mutually exclusive reactions.
David replies blandly that if the pirates attack, ‘we'll just beat him up’. I think I’ve said more than my share on how unbelievably arrogant these people are and how much it pisses me off, so I won’t repeat myself. However, I will say this. He said he would beat the Shark King up, and ended up killing him. Taking that line in context, it pretty much means he just said, ‘If they try to fight us, we’ll kill them all.’
This is a fucking One Piece fic, people. And the HEROES are running around committing casual murder.
SOCIOPATHY: 8
Broly commands his crew to attack…wait. He was cracking his knuckles at David before! He was CLEARLY implying that it would be a one-on-one fight! What the hell is happening?
Oh, I almost forgot. He felt the need to use an onomatopoeia while he’s ordering them. I am NOT happy.
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 7
And…guess what? The pirates attack with an onomatopoeia as well. Because the Stuthor has a fetish for words that express sounds.
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 8
And…guess what? David replies with an onomatopoeia. Please excuse me, I need to bash my brains out against a wall.
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 9
The villains are doing what they always do and moving in slow motion in order to give the Stus enough time to banter and look cool. Despite the fact that Broly was TALKING to him, and therefore must have been pretty close to him, it takes long enough for the pirates to reach David that he can complain about not having a cool name to Chase and be chastise for it.
See, Stuthor? This is why I don’t buy your action scenes. You’re too much of a wimp to deprive your Stu of some screen time, much less their wellbeing. I KNOW nothing is going to happen, because you’re too scared to be a good writer.
JUST KILL HIM, DAMMIT: 1 (Please, you’re supposed to be villains. Stop waiting around whilst the heroes banter.)
David decides to call his crew ‘no name pirates’. I immediately bristle because I suspect the Stuthor stole that name from a Chinese action novel, which was VERY famous. There’s a character literally called No Name in there, who’s very powerful and mysterious. If this is indeed a rip off, then I WILL kill someone.
Stuthor, only I can insult China, okay? You don’t get the privilege.
And, like Chase said, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE THINKING ABOUT NAMES! Just say, ‘attack’! I’m pretty sure your crew will know what you fucking mean!
SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME: 1
For once, David actually remembers that he has swords. I wonder how long the Stuthor will take this time before he makes David throw his only weapons away…
The next section of this fic is so…littered by onomatopoeias that I simply HAVE to spork it. There is no other way. No amount of recapping is going to encapsulate the horror here. So…*takes a deep breath* here goes nothing.
"Ha!" Broly cocked back his fist and went ot punch David,
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 10
Stuthor, EVERYTIME someone has punched anyone in this fic, it’s always ‘cocked back his fist’. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. If you have to make your action scenes repetitive, can you at least vary the way you word the description? I’m SURE there are other ways to describe punches!
And please. Will you stop ruining the only modicum of tension you have in your fic? Don’t assure us that a punch won’t land before it’s even thrown! We already know your avatar isn’t going to get hurt! DON’T MAKE YOUR OWN STORY WORSE!
David ducked down then lunged forwards at Broly.
Dude, if this is his level of fighting prowess, that anyone can just DUCK and be perfectly fine, then I don’t think he would have made it as a Shichibukai.
And are you implying that David’s TINY, six-men crew are keeping the HUGE pirate army of Broly’s SO busy that NOT A SINGLE PERSON is helping Broly out now? Even if they were strong enough to overcome the crew, they wouldn’t be strong enough to reduce their numbers so much two seconds into the fight that not a single one of them can come to Broly’s aid.
Broly brought his elbow down as it gave off a faint light green aura,
Okay, Stuthor, BATTLE AURAS DO NOT EXIST IN ONE PIECE! I really, REALLY hope that he has a devil fruit that is related to light and illumination, because, otherwise, I will HAVE to kill you.
once Broly's elbow hit David's swords David was blasted back.
WHAT. THE. HELL?
He was aiming for David’s SWORD? Why? He’s attacking with his freaking ARM! It’s going to be flesh against steel! What the hell is he trying to achieve? The only person who’s going to be hurt by this attack is HIM! David’s head was RIGHT THERE! UNDER HIS ELBOW! Why didn’t he aim for that? It’s a MUCH more sensible target than David’s fucking SWORD!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 24
JUST KILL HIM, DAMMIT: 2
"Guah! What was that?" David yelled.
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 12
Dude, you are in the One Piece universe. You are in Grand Line. Your fucking opponent is a SHICHIBUKAI. And you can’t figure out why he might have powers? JUST HOW STUPID ARE YOU? ESPECIALLY WHEN HALF YOUR CREW HAS DEVIL FRUIT POWERS?
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 25
"Hahaha! That was my Nuke Elbow. I ate the Nuke Nuke Devil Fruit!
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 13
- You do know that the basis of nuclear weapons is just fission and fusion, right? That’s how the bomb works. So…you can’t have nuclear powers. You can have fission or fusion powers, but not ‘nuclear’.
- If you have NUKES as your superpower, why would you manifest it in your goddamned ELBOW? How many times have you had to blow people up with your elbow to have a NAME for the damned attack?
- Dude, he has a NUKE. How is ANYONE alive at this point? Just because the Sues and Stus are still alive, that means he’s wasting his power like nothing. Hell, give me nuke powers and these bastards will be wasted in a SECOND.
- Nukes do not glow green when they activate. THEY DO FUCKING NOT.
- Seriously, how did David survive that? He had a fucking NUKE go off right next to him! If he wasn’t blown to pieces, then he should have been cooked to a crisp! Nukes aren’t just bombs, you know! When they go off right next to someone, superpowers or not, THEY ARE GOING TO GET HURT!
- If he can survive a point blank NUKE explosion, then how can this story have any conflict? I KNOW the Stus are NEVER going to be hurt, because DUDE, they survived a fucking nuke! What more can you throw at them? CONFLICT, Stuthor! It’s kind of necessary to a story!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 27
SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME: 2
FAUX MADE OF IRON: 9
A Devil Fruit that allows me to control and manipulate radiation, you know as explosions!"
Nukes are NOT radiation in pure explosive form. THEY ARE FUCKING NOT! IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE SCIENTIFIC PRINCIPLES THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD, DO GODDAMNED RESEARCH! IF YOU REALLY WANT A VILLAIN WHO EXPLODES STUFF, HANDWAVE IT AS MAGIC! DON’T TALK ABOUT NUKES IF YOU AREN’T PREPARED TO GODDAMNED RESEARCH THEM!
And if his powers are indeed just radiation, then THINGS WON’T EXPLODE! Radiation does NOT make things explode! David wouldn’t have been thrown back! AGAIN, RADIATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
What you are doing here, Stuthor, is combining two completely different powers in an EXTREMELY illogical way, just because you saw nukes go off on TV and heard horror stories about the radiation and thought that nukes were radiation so concentrated, it exploded.
STOP UNDERESTIMATING YOUR READERS! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT, DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE IS!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 29
"Dude...that's pretty cool." David stood then jumped at Broly,
Of course, he’s completely unaffected. What did you expect? That a nuke going off right next to him is actually going to hurt him? Don’t make me laugh!
FAUX MADE OF IRON: 10
SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME: 4 (Because it worked out SO well the last times you tried to jump on people.)
I suppose that I should be glad that ‘at’ is there. I really don’t want to contemplate this Stuthor writing smut…
"Double Death!" David made an X with his swords then tried to slash his head.
Why don’t you forego the theatrics and just plain slit this throat? THIS IS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH! YOU’RE NOT PERFORMING FOR AN AUDIENCE! THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED FOR FANCY STUFF! JUST KILL HIM AND BE DONE WITH IT!
At least he’s aiming for a vital part of the body…I thought for sure the Stuthor would have him aim at the villain’s appendix or something…
JUST KILL HIM, DAMMIT: 3
SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME: 5
"Nuke Fist!" Broly cocked his fist back
GAH! VARIETY! IT’S FUCKING GOOD! STOP FUCKING REPEATING YOURSELF OR I’M DRAGGING OUT THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT COUNTER!
as it gave a faint light green aura,
I see that you’re not going to listen to me. Nope, you’re just going to sit there and believe that nukes fucking glow before they go off.
Well, I’ll just sit back and wait for the entire science community to start laughing in your face.
and he punched David's swords blasting him back.
Seriously, what is WITH this guy and punching swords? Is he deliberately trying to make it so that he didn’t hurt David too badly? So, he attacks David’s weapons instead of David himself? Does he have a fetish for punching metal? David is right there, in mid-air, completely helpless and vulnerable! WHY WOULDN’T HE PUNCH DAVID IN THE FACE AND BE DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT?
Like I said, for all his gloating about how he’s SO much stronger than the Shark King…he certainly doesn’t seem to be faring better in this fight.
JUST KILL HIM, DAMMIT: 4
SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME: 6
"Guah!"
ONOMATOPOEIAS ARE COOL: 15
*Sighs* Every time I see how much this counter skyrockets whenever there’s an action scene, and every time I remember how every goddamned chapter of this fic is a goddamned action scene, a part of me dies.
"Nuke Arm!" Broly called as he raised his arm in the air and caused it to explode.
And he is attempting to accomplish…WHAT here? He’s already blasted David back! If a point blank explosion couldn’t hurt David, then how can this one hurt him?
And why wouldn’t he make his whole body explode, so that there’d be more force behind the blast?
Why would he need to raise his arms to deliver this attack, and how would the action help him in any way?
Did he just forget that he’s surrounded by his entire crew, which VASTLY outnumbers David’s crew, and therefore, he’ll suffer crippling loses if he delivers an attack which has a wide area? This is the sort of attack you use when you’re surrounded by enemies, not when you are surrounded by your own men!
Seriously, it’s like the villains are TRYING to make the heroes win!
SHUT UP, I’M AWESOME: 7
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 30
He controlled the blast so it only went after David.
No, Stuthor, it does not work this way! You cannot control explosions so that it only explodes in a certain direction! Bombs will go off and they will explode in ALL directions! Nothing you can do can change that! And you most DEFINITELY can’t make the explosion itself seek out targets! Bombs can do that, explosions can’t!
He has the power to nuke anyone he pleases. He does NOT have the power to control where fire and momentum travels. NO MATTER HOW YOU INTERPRET IT, THE NUKE FRUIT WILL NOT GIVE HIM THOSE POWERS!
You cannot do an asspull like this to explain why he hasn’t just decimated his own army and expect us to believe you, Stuthor. YOU HAVE TO TRY HARDER!
TOO DUMB TO LIVE: 31
"What the..." David rolled out of the way, and just barely dodged the attack.
Yes, after being blasted by a nuke TWICE now, he is perfectly fine. In fact, he’s so healthy, he can roll around and evade fucking EXPLOSIONS.
FAUX MADE OF IRON: 11
And if Broly can direct explosions, why can’t he direct them at David? How come he can name a direction the explosion can travel in, but can’t make them turn around?
And how small do you think the range of nukes are? There is no fucking way a person can OUT-ROLL a nuke! You can’t fucking outfly nukes! What makes you think ONE roll is enough to make you completely unaffected by its effects?
Oh, I hope this Stu gets radiation sickness later on. If not, I am going to be very, VERY upset.
*Sighs* I really should just accept that nothing bad is going to happen to this Stu, shouldn’t I?
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