jesus: hey, dad.

god: yes, son?

jesus: Western civilation followed me home this morning. can i keep it?

god: certainly not, boy. and put it down this minute. you dont know where its been.

WANTED: 1(one)girl who finds the notebook, and all nicholas sparks movies and/orbooks, for that matter, highly predictable, sappy, contrived, and/orunattainable.

it is very possible that this is the girl of my dreams, so please respond.

its been what, halfa month since i updated last? however long, its been too long ( Read more... )

how was everyones jesusday? mine was very good. when was the last time i updated ( Read more... )

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so im back.  anf better than ever.  for christmas this year.

/hess truck commercial.

seriously though.  im back.  and im  living in gates.  and spending my senior year in gates.

kickass

List ten things that make you happy, and tag ten other people to do it.

[01] drinking water
[02] sleeping
[03] listening to music
[04] looking through all the music ive collected
[05] stealing music/tv shows
[06] helping people with issues
[07] the daily show
[08] the colbert report
[09] inteligent conversations
[10] being impulsive

i tag you

i cant sleep

so my report card came in the mail from hilton today. and boy was i suprised to see my average. back in gates, i was lucky to get a low 90 as my average. well my average for qaurter one was a 99. friggin insane. i think its also because latins not factored in any longer ( Read more... )