she ate my fucking pad thai. WEAK.

( holler. )

ann arbor tried to kill me today.

i am in the most amazing mood. i worked today, and this girl, shannon, and i started talking, and she said she used to work at the blind pig, and i figured she was just a bartender or something, but i asked what she did there and she told me that she was the booking manager, and i was like "NO WAY" because she is only 21, and you usually dont just ( Read more... )

so, jaleesa and i went downtown for a lovely afternoon, and it was. but i was supposed to meet becca in urban outfitters at 6, so we went back, even though we'd been there earlier. so, we were looking around, and both of us were going to get some earrings, then i saw some pajamas i wanted, so we had our stuff, but becca wasnt there yet so we stuck ( Read more... )

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duh.

im really not a religious person.
but pray for my grandpa, please.
thanks.
lauren.

i'm really happy with where i'm at right now.

lauren.

edit: i just found out my grandpa had a heart attack this morning.

this is all i have to say about a certain someone as of now:

get crunk brah: HES SUCH A DICKFACE
get crunk brah: SERIOUSLY
get crunk brah: HE SHOULD CUT HIS HAIR TO LLOOK LIKE A PENIS!
get crunk brah: BECAUSE IT WOULD SUIT HIM WELL!

fuck.

so i took nadia home today. this was our conversation:

me: i don't think virgins can have sex dreams
nadia: yeah..well. no. once i had a dream that dan blue and i had sex. except i had the penis and he had the vag. and it wasn't intimate at all. we were just like..standing there. with my penis in his vag. then it shriveled up.
me: wow.

thanks.