HAHAHAHAHAH

[sossy]

LMFAO!!  ah, sigh, my dad is fucking crazy.

Two black kids just stole Eric's bike, and apparently Mike saw it, so me my dad and Mike jump in the jeep and take off looking for these kids, we meet up with them on the parkway while the kids are crossing the median, and Mike pulls up and cuts them off, and greets them with a "Hey little nigger, where'

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[endlessgeorge]

haha that's fuckin awesome. that's probably the best story i've ever heard, however it would've been a lot better if i had been there, because i would've chased them down with my lightening fast speed. from there i would've proceded to beat the shit out of them one by one, broken bone after broken bone.

[minesweeper]

they'll probably try to come back and fuck with other shit... which is when i'll be waiting in the corners to easily catch them with the spring of my legs

[sossy]

Yeah, Im waiting for them to come back and break a window or key a car or some bullshit like that, but last time we had kids steal out of our garage, we chased them down too and scared the piss out of them, and havent seen them since... we'll see what happens though... and if my dad sees them again they WILL get their asses kicked, otherwise they wont learn their lesson. You can join in as well.

[glitterglam488]

i love mr. soss! and you can tell him i said so! but youll always be my favorite soss. its only b/c i love you though.