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[de_faulty_hero]

What's with all the beer-drinking festivities anyway? I've never heard of this... Akwardo-fest or whatever it's called. Besides, aren't people concerned about making complete and utter fools of themselves if they start drinking in public? Not to rain on anyone's balloon float, but what happened to 'vigilance

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[ voice ; private to Cloud ]

[wutaisrose]

For starters, I am not annoying and I really am a ninja! I don't just say it for fun... [grumblegrumble] And I don't get embarrassed! So good luck there!

Number two! I didn't order for every blond to get kicked, just you to get smacked! Everybody else screwed that one up. It's not my fault!

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

It won't happen! [He's too much fun sometimes~] Such denial! It's okay if you have a crush, I understand it's hard to resist a babe like me.

That's what I'm gonna do! Even if they're not the same as my old ones... Your boots are too clunky to look good on anyone.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

'Babe?' Don't you mean 'baby', since you were still practically in diapers the first time I met you.

Every SOLDIER has boots just like these, and they always look cool. Tifa wore my boots once to get some mail; she didn't look bad in them.

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

Was not, you just had to keep telling yourself that to keep your hands off of me. [Snicker, snicker.]

That doesn't count, Tifa is Tifa. [Let's not even get into how Tifa can make a potato sack look good.] I'll just borrow Zack's boots then, I bet his are better anyway.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

I tried to keep my hands as far away from you as possible. Unless you had your hands in my pockets. Funny enough... you had your hands in my pockets a lot, Kisaragi.

How does it not count? I think Zack only has one pair too...

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

Ah-hah! You didn't deny anything! [Who knows what that proves in her mind.] I was actually completing important business, though. That had nothing to do with you.

It doesn't! And Zack will happily hand them over to me, because he's a good guy like that.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

What's there to deny? Nothing happened. [A snort] Clearly...

Don't you mean that you'll just steal them from him when he's sleeping?

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

I know that. Doesn't mean you didn't want something to happen. I can't blame you - I'd want me, too.

[A small cough.] Er, no, that'd mean breaking into his messy room. I'll just ask nicely and he'll say yes.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

Why would I want something to happen? The way you fall down, you show every man what there is to see. [Dryly] Did your old man really know what you wore in public?

You've broken into Zack's room? I'm surprised you found your way out again.

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[wutaisrose]

Fine, fine, deny all you want. [She's just gonna let that slide... kind of. Granted, she's grinding her teeth a little.] It wasn't like I was flashing anything weird!

I haven't tried to yet! I don't just go waltzing into random guys' rooms, it's unprofessional.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

Have you seen how short your shorts are? And top for that matter?

Well... bring a rope and tie it to the door knob. It's probably the only way you'll find your way out alive.

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

It's for easy action! You get weighed down by all the silly things you wear.

[First she doesn't say anything, then she starts laughing.] Never thought I'd hear you give me tips on how to break into his room.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

[A dead silence. He might even be shocked for all she knows] I-I didn't know you were old enough for easy action... [Awkward]

I made the mistake of doing it once when I was younger than you. I thought I was going to die.

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

[Wait a minute, he might have just broken her brain. And then...] Not like that, you pervert!!!

You'll go in for me, since you've done it already and survived!

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

[Awkward silence] But you said... Wait, how am I the bad guy here? You said your shorts make easy action... well easy!

I'm not volunteering for that duty again. Get his boots yourself.

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[wutaisrose]

Your head is in the gutter, stop thinking that way! I was talking about fighting! Fighting!!

No, no! If we work together, we can both make it out alive! Come on! You're supposed to be my dependable leader!