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[de_faulty_hero]

What's with all the beer-drinking festivities anyway? I've never heard of this... Akwardo-fest or whatever it's called. Besides, aren't people concerned about making complete and utter fools of themselves if they start drinking in public? Not to rain on anyone's balloon float, but what happened to 'vigilance

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[ voice ; private to Cloud ]

[wutaisrose]

For starters, I am not annoying and I really am a ninja! I don't just say it for fun... [grumblegrumble] And I don't get embarrassed! So good luck there!

Number two! I didn't order for every blond to get kicked, just you to get smacked! Everybody else screwed that one up. It's not my fault!

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

I'm a guy; it has to fall in that direction once in a while. [He offers a resigned grunt] Fine, fighting. You still fall all over the place.

Are you using the leader card on me, Kisaragi?

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

Sure, normally, but you're not a normal guy. Up until now I didn't even think you knew about that kind of thing! [Heavy sigh.] I don't always fall...

I am! What now?

[ voice ; private ] Congrats, you just broke him more

[de_faulty_hero]

[Silence] What are you implicating here? I'm a normal guy... sort of.

[If this was video, she would see his dirty look. However, she only gets a pointed silence as he grits his teeth] It's only boots we're going for, right? Are you sure the mall isn't your better option, or are you now going to be stubborn and make me get Zack's boots with you?

[ voice ; private ] D| oh noes!

[wutaisrose]

Er, you're just... kind of clueless. [She laughs nervously.]

Well, going to get some new ones was the plan, but now we have to go take Zack's! We don't have a choice, this is happening.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

[A punctuated silence. He has no idea what to say to that] Am not.

If we get horribly mauled, I'm blaming it all on you.

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

[Silence is not good!] You really, really are. Somebody could outright kiss you and you probably wouldn't know what was going on.

Think positive thoughts! Otherwise it'll all get messed up. We should do it when he's sleeping!

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

Oi, that one time was just mouth-to-mouth. They thought I had fallen unconscious. Otherwise, I would notice.

If he wakes up, I'm tripping you and making for the door. He'd suspect you to steal from him, but not me.

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

Uh-huh, whatever you say. Clueless, can't even tell...

No way, that would be betrayal! I'll make you tear up your friend card if you do that!

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

It's true. I tell no lie.

What friend card?

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

I bet you lie as much as I do!

Huh? You have lots of cards! You have a friend card, a leader card, a man card, and a Yuffie's-Number-One-Fan card. Go ahead, go check your dresser! [Of course she's just making fun of him now, but all of a sudden she has this urge to make real cards for him to carry around...]

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

I do not. I white-lie and that's it. And it doesn't count if I don't remember something either. [Because his memories are still all screwy]

[Silence and then he's actually thinking of going to check] Have you been snooping around my apartment?

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

A white-lie is still a lie, just with a color in front of it!

Who, innocent little me? I would never do such a thing! [speaking of lies...]

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

Shows what you know. White isn't a colour; it's a shade.

Did you find anything interesting? Do I need to check to see what's missing?

[ voice ; private ]

[wutaisrose]

No need to get all technical on me! It's still a lie!

Ew, like I would take anything from you. [... Not counting that one time, or that other time, or the one time after that.] I bet the most interesting thing you even have there is something like chocobo-print underwear.

[ voice ; private ]

[de_faulty_hero]

Yeah, but the technicality makes you twitch sometimes.

[Silence then a snort of what might almost be laughter] Except I don't wear underwear. [Take that to the kisser, Kisaragi!]