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When your lost in the Wild, and your scared as a child,
And Death looks you bang in the eye,
And you're sore as a boil, it's according to Hoyle
To cock you revolver and. . . die.

But the Code of Man says: "Fight all you can,"
And self-dissolution is barred.
In hunger and woe, oh, it's easy to blow. . .
It's the hell-served-for-breakfast that's ( Read more... )

-The Bitch Who Surfed The Crimson Wave
( A Story About The Dyke & Her Sidekick Chris)-
A Story By: Mike The Dyke

( Cowabunga! )

Lonely stranger, fight off
all the sadness. Don’t let
happiness turn to pain.
Forget all the madness,
and come in from the rain.

Lonely stranger, it’s all
caught up with you now.
You cannot run any longer,
it’s over somehow.

There is something very wrong ( Read more... )

I, Amanda Johnson, thought
this was so cute. A Yohji
Cosplayer. The best I've
seen thus far. :D ::Claps::


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Bitches love me
cause they know
that I can rock.

Bitches love me
cause they know
that I can rhyme.

Bitches love me
cause they know
that I can fuck.

Bitches love me
cause they know
that I'm on time.

Bitches love me.
Bitches love me.
Bitches love me.
Bitches love me.
Bitches love me.
Bitches love me.

We see our hero walking ( Read more... )

I'm tired of looking (It’s not in my vision ( Read more... )

( - insert catchy title here. - )

Mike Thee Dyke: ][ When I find out.... you are so dead.... >) ][
Vital Message: ((Find out what?))
Mike Thee Dyke: ][ Your spot. ][
Mike Thee Dyke: ][ You are so screwed when I find out. ::Smirks:: ][
Vital Message: ((Literally.))

XD!

Love you, Jess. >D!

( B-o-r-e-d )