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Polytheist Creation Story
(I thought this was very funny =) )
Original speech by Barry Marin (PanThea 2002)
Well, Yes. I became a polytheist because I have a scientific mind. I looked at the evidence: Teats on men. Nose hair. EAR hair! The Krebs cycle. This body has all the earmarks of something designed by a COMMITTEE!
And I know women were involved. Because, let's face it ( Read more... ) -
Home again
So, yes I have returned from the tropics, I had a great honeymoon, the wedding was prefect and I'm doing great. But, I just haven't really been motivated to write up a big post about it.
For all you LIers, I will be down for the day on Sunday for a late mother's day, and for my birthday. =) -
OMG cuteness attack
I randomly found this website just a few minutes ago and thought I would share it. It's a live webcam feed from the penguin tank at a Tokyo aquarium. OMFG penguins
http://www.opentopia.com/showcam.php?id=1909&time=1145994935 -
Just a small announcement
I would like it to be known that Yankee Candle now has scratch and sniff catalogs. Holy freaking awesome batman.
Now, my catalog and I have some business to attend to.....XD -
Movie night
I finally rented and watched "Corpse Bride" yesterday at about 1 in the morning. I would just like to say it was the single most disappointing movie I remember seeing. Johnny Depp may be hot, and he may be a great actor, but apparently it doesn't mean he can write. It was just awful. Probably the worst Tim Burton movie. If you haven't seen it yet, ( Read more... ) -
Wow....
So, out of sheer boredom, I went to find an answer to my question about Target, and what the difference is. Would you believe I actually found an answer? 0.o ( Read more... ) -
Hip hooray for Shakespeare...
They finally opened up a Target near my new place, which is very exciting since now I don't have to drive a half hour to get to one, and I don't ever have to go into a Walmart or K-Mart again. Yay! Though, while I was shopping, I started wondering just what the heck the difference is between a regular Target and a Target "Greatland". These are the ( Read more... ) -
Yarn = crack! Pretty looking crack even!
I picked up on this knitting craze a short while ago, and I'm about 1/3 of the way through my first project. It's pretty boring (just a garter scraf =p), and I've also gotten started on a ribbed scarf, but I've only gotten a few rows done. I'm really liking it - I feel accomplished after I sit down and bust out a handful of rows, even if I should ( Read more... ) -
Who knew knitting could be so delicious?
302 Calories
How great is that??
My washing machine is making the most God-awful noises right now, and I don't know why. It goes to change "modes", and it sounds like it's going to shake it's way out of the closet and down the stairs. It also sounds like my towels are drowning and screaming for help. More like gurgling for help but you get the -
Stuff happens. Amazing
I fail at life. :p ( Read more... )