i need a job.

who wants to be my marriage counselor?

it's just not getting any better

i fuck at life.

i think i'm just going to stay on the couch forever. it feels better that way.

i can't do a fucking thing right.

i won't get off this couch for awhile.

my husband is filing for divorce tomorrow after one month because he's not ready to be married.

he could have told me that to begin with.

it's amazing when friends have better things to do when you need them the most.

wait, apparently i'm divorced now.

huh.

yeah....i got married.....

start your "holy shit"s now.

i am gone, baby, gone.

finally, a well deserved honeymoon....er....vacation.

7 days away from the problems of life. i pray that this gives me some bit of relief.