Tonight I released Christopher Moltisanti.
He slightly more then doubled in size when I had him.
I kept him in a tupperware container with some grass and shit.
Christopher Moltisanti was a praying mantis.

A midget had something to do with praying mantis'

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fuck yeah~!

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SO I'm in the parking lot the other day
when a person approaches me and puts a book in my hands
he says it will change my life
he says it will save my life
he asks if perhaps I'd like to give him some money
to help defray the costs of the books
(he didnt phrase it so politely)
I gave him the book back

It was a copy of Left Behind.

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