Apparently, if you have a wild moose problem, the best solution is to use a mix of powdered bobcat and coyote urine. Wolf urine is more effective, but coyote urine is just cheaper and easier to get. This was explained to me by a man who sells the powdered urine of various predators online ( Read more... )

...that I have new glasses ( Read more... )

"This
is the
machine
they use
to change reality.

If you can add numbers-"

I got my hands on some of these ( Read more... )

"fear is your friend, but not always ( Read more... )

they twitch the lens a bit as they zoom out,
making the focus seem to
crinkle
makin ya wonder- oh shit, whos head am I really in here?!
gotta be really real
its 1976
there hasnt been a full moon in months
measure it in years
-though that doesnt mean much
always fading away
these things we cant touch

(like dementia)

I managed to fix my phone without having to order or solder the stupid switch!

From the passenger seat ( Read more... )

I feel ( Read more... )

Going from day to overnight ( Read more... )