who was in charge of my education? was i sick the week that we learned about apostrophes?
i've been doing things wrong for soooooo long and my world was rocked when i saw that the Dumb Kid may be more qualified for life than i am. damn.

on a lighter note, i will never get over tomatoes. fuck raisins, tomatoes are nature's candy.

thanks for being so patient livejournal (can i call you LJ?), it only took me 4 months to share my pictures with you.

(  don't be fooled by all the talk. )

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it sucks to admit that there's more going on in jessica simpson's head than in my life right now ( Read more... )

woman: doesn't soy milk have just as much fat in it as dairy milk ( Read more... )

california's pretty cool, i can't believe i've been here for nearly 2 months. it's weird how little i think about michigan. if i stay away for more than a few months, i'm pretty sure everyone (including me) will forget i was even there ( Read more... )

Out of the corner of my eye, i saw a glimmer. The color, the sheen, was it...? Yes it was a penny. The first of many that were to cross my path (and my pocket) that evening. You see, it was laundry night. The occasional nickel or condom would spill from the dirty sheets as i shook them out. i chased a quarter under the Jeep and hit my head while i ( Read more... )

well i'm here and california's cool and everything but damnit, i know you guys are going to have so much FUN without me this winter! strange, because the reason i left was because i felt like i was never going to have fun again! but things already feel different. so that's... good ( Read more... )

hell yeah, it's 2:42 and i haven't yawned once (since everyone else went to bed). it's strange that i was falling asleep during dinner but now that's it's just me and the internet... well, you can guess where this is going ( Read more... )

well, i'm alright but i'm pretty unhappy and i'm not looking forward to anything and i think i've pretty thoroughly messed everything up that i cared about ( Read more... )