danielle rules.

prurient rules.

going to california rules.

double leopards rule.

dilly dogs rule.

frozfruits rule.

The title of a memo sent out to the drones at work today ( Read more... )

today i belched and blew the belch-air into a co-workers face. he had asked if he could vomit in my cube, jokingly. i hope my end was funny too.

Maggie Alder (my niece) turns 2 on April 28th, while Kim Gordon turns 52(?) the same day.

Hey hey little baby, get down.

i just got a gift card in recognition of secretary's week. no offense to the secretary's of the world - my mother raised her family busting her ass doing this shit - but for some reason this makes me feel awful.

I need to kill those squirrels running around in the top of my head

i just ate a sandwich.