i herd these today.and i think its funny.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
^..my favorite.
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"....dedicated to TIMMY!
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity
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