"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"

[sovs]

My contempt for Agent F grows...especially since s/he has struck again and with such stealth that has never before been seen in the likes of this LJ. As much as I like posts, however, no posts will be posted if you are posting anonymously and DO NOT SIGN YOUR NAME. It's like the SAT's baby...you WILL lose points...

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holy shit im gonna fucking die

[imjustsomeguy]

i got 364...is this for stuff thats happened within the past few months of ever? or last couple years? does "sex difficulties" include, as the dead kennedys put it, "too drunk to fuck"?

god im gonna die...this sucks...i shouldve never stopped smoking pot...that wouldve saved me 37 points from change in rec activities and change in social habbits...

Re: holy shit im gonna fucking die

[sovs]

For the sake of our mind's, I'd say that we should only count stuff that has happened within the last 3-6 months...not EVER Cousin because then I think we'd all be staying at "The brick building off of 520 in Marlboro."

You're The Best

[anonymous]

Thanks for the "shout-out," cuz! LOL, I feel so loved. WOOHOO for favorite relatives! ;o)

Oh, and I scored a 255 on that dumb-ass stress test. I got stressed out TAKING it. I don't think ANYONE could have a score below 150... so, I guess we're all gonna be burnt out, twitching, ulcer-ridden freaks within the next 5 years. Sweet, bring on the martinis (or beer... sorry, my alcoholic preferences have become more sophisticated since my graduation from Syracuse). ;o)

Okay, have a wonderful, stress-free (yeah right) day! Back to work for me (a.k.a. staring at my computer screen until someone gives me an assignment).

Much love,
Diana

P.S. - I think you should crash Irving's party. That would rock.

[perryrocks]

Well I certainly have a high number on that scale thingie. I have never een heard of that thing before. Sounds interesting. Funny as HELL that mr. Forman got arrested. Alright, take care man.

[slacker260]

we just did one of those in my management class...according to the test I should have died about a month ago

I'm Heaven Sent, Don't You Dare Forget...

[gokou311]

Well Sovs I do not understand how the test is supposed to work? Should one answer yes or no? Perchance instructions should be included with your literature/test you have posted. Anyway I would like to see the pictures of the frozen beer seeing as how I had told you to take the picture and I was there for it. Werd excellent post as always Ron Sovs.

-John

John, I love you but...

[sovs]

You are so dumb...OBVIOUSLY if you have had that happen to you, you add up the points. I did include instructions. Maybe if you took the time to read my entire post you would have seen them.

I still love you, bro. You know you're my nigga!