Gary the Rat

[sowhatimdrunk]

So, every night before I go to bed, I sit at a table under the porch and smoke and read for an hour. This past month one of my dogs saw a rat scampering around down there and of course she went crazy. But I thought the rat was kind of cute and I had never seen it before, so I wasn't that worried. But then I saw it last night and the night before

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[jfreedom121]

You know I think Micheal Jackson used to have a pet rat when he was a boy and you see what happen to him.

Micheal Jackson is creepy

[sowhatimdrunk]

Yeah, but I'm not famous, or a child molester, so I think I'll be okay.

Besides, Gary is no one's pet. :)

[sylvanrage]

What cha smoking?

[sowhatimdrunk]

Camels.