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[sowhatimdrunk]

Do you think cows were ever wild? I just can't seem to picture a herd of wild cattle roaming the forsts without becoming endangered. Because you know, they're really dumb animals. I can't picture a cow unless it's behind one of those white ranch fences like they have all over Alabama on the way to Florida. Also, do you think cows can swim?

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[kindofwhimsical]

I think death is really fascinating to most kids; I know I was really into Halloween, ghosts, graveyards, haunted houses, all that kind of stuff when I was little. And those 'Scary Stories' books are damn popular (or at least they were when I was a kid, along with Goosebumps and all that other junk)!

[sowhatimdrunk]

Really? See, I had no idea. I was definitely the only one of my friends who thought graveyards were cool. Also I thought pegasus's were the bomb. And also mermaids. God, I lived in such a fantasy world. And maybe still do...

[goaticusmaximus]

Cow's are still wild. Man, I was at this party at some guy's house the other night, and this cow was there, right? Dood, she fucking milked herself right there in the kitchen to make shots. How cool is that shit? So yeah, cow's are party animals.

Cows Gone Wild?

[sowhatimdrunk]

Where was your video camera?