Yesterday I only had ONE cigarette. Count 'em. One.

I got- well *drunk* deosn't even cover it- last night.
I took an IQ test when I got home.
It's now official:

I literally get retarded when intoxicated.

My dog caught a rat today. Wait, it gets worse ( Read more... )

So, two days until I take my gal-pal to get her abortion. Christ, that's the first time I've said the word. I can't say I like it any better, but on the other hand, I have no doubt in my mind that this is the right thing for her to do. Nay, the ONLY thing for her to do ( Read more... )

Well, it was a week-long Spring Break Bonanza. I got no intoxication, no booty, and didn't get naked once ( Read more... )

FLORIDA here I come!

Have fun at work this week, everybody! :)

Okay, I know I promised no drunk posting, but damn. I just have to say that tonight was fun, so OF COURSE I'm going out of town tomorrow and can't enjoy another night out! Of course.

Also, I just wanted to say that I've hooked up with a male model before (2001?). Just so we're all clear on that.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. R. Kelly can screw as many 14 year olds as he wants, as long as he keeps making music of this caliber. I mean the Remix to Ignition? An instant classic from where I stand.

I'm just saying.

Oh yeah, and to anyone who is curious ( Read more... )

So I watched this Stephen King show last night called "Kingdom Hospital." I only started watching it because Andrew McCarthy was in it, and i swear he hasn't aged a day! I think I've gotten hooked on resurfacing 80's brat packers ever since James Spader in "The Secretary" which was a great, great, fine movie. And it made me have a crush on James ( Read more... )