The subject says it all. I guess I made fun of a certain Mr. Belcourt one too many times, since my hard drive is shot to hell. Dell is shipping a new one to me sometime this week (hopefully before Friday), which I then have to ship, along with the old hard drive, to some data recovery place. Hopefully in a couple of weeks I'll have a functional ( Read more... )

( Read it here, since I don't want it taking up about 10 billion pages )

A note: I'll be posting a big year in review column over the next few days. I'll get my ass in gear over the next couple days, since this thing is gonna be LONG.

OK, it's time for a real live update, boys and girls. I know, it's amazing and so forth. Anyways, without further delay, it's time for me to get to telling you the boring and mundane details of my life ( Read more... )

From Mike Lueger. This rules.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) ( Read more... )

http://douglas.min.net/essay/ - These two essays are HILARIOUSLY bad. This makes Brian's writing look like Chaucer. Seriously, SERIOUSLY atrocious (but extremely hilarious) stuff.

I consider it a minor miracle that I'm as sane as I appear to be...I dunno if I trust this test. Here you go.

DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:ModerateAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:LowAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

I have to do the following today ( Read more... )

So. I'm 19. This is a totally worthless birthday in terms of getting stuff. I'm still a teenager, I don't get to legally do anything new, and my birthday falls on fucking Good Friday, one of the saddest days of the year (to other people, at least. I celebrated it by eating a piece of chicken and a hot dog for lunch). Not the best birthday overall, ( Read more... )

APRIL FOOLS! But seriously, I haven't forgotten about this thing. You'll get an update tomorrow. Until then, just remember to keep the funk alive.