In case anyone doesn't know the way to my mom's house for my baby shower, just look at the fucking road map on my belly. I could make a map from Lakeland to Egypt with these stretch marks
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I didn't have insurance for 3 months, and they suspended my license the DAY I got insurance put back on my car.
GAY.
This fucking cop randomly ran my tag at the gas station and gave me a ticket, and I just played dumb like I had no idea so I didn't go to jail. But the next I got pulled over I was going to jail for sure. My mom gave me the money to get my license back, and they extended my ticket until January 8th.
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and no, it doesn't give you character.
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GAY.
This fucking cop randomly ran my tag at the gas station and gave me a ticket, and I just played dumb like I had no idea so I didn't go to jail. But the next I got pulled over I was going to jail for sure. My mom gave me the money to get my license back, and they extended my ticket until January 8th.
I think stretch marks give you a nasty ass.
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