This is the part where I sit back and watch it all burn down.

It's all I can do.

"If a choice were given him between suffering death and living his early years over again, who would not shudder and choose death?"
-Augustine

I need to get high.

Someone get me high.

I'm not talking about none of that crazy basement stank or crunk or whatever concoctions you kids are killing yourselves with these days. I'm talking about weed. Weed and cigarettes like the good Lord intended.

I hate 99% of my husband's family.
They are white trash.

I am so bored with my life and I feel like I'm wasting it away by sitting around and daydreaming about all the awesome things I could be doing right now ( Read more... )

I didn't throw up on New Year's!

Well it took 20 hours of hard labor, most of it with no medication,
A lost voice from all the screaming,
four hours of pushing,
a C-section,
big wet spots on all my shirts,
and I've got one thing to say...

This season, Degrassi IS going there.

"We'll see if we can't have you induced by Thanksgiving!"

Die.

I'm pondering two things right now...

1. Why won't this child spring from my loins already?

2. How did Nick Carter convince My Chemical Romance to kick out the singer and let him take his place?

Hmm...pondering.

In case anyone doesn't know the way to my mom's house for my baby shower, just look at the fucking road map on my belly. I could make a map from Lakeland to Egypt with these stretch marks ( Read more... )

I peed on myself three times last week.