A lot of my stuff is marked friends-only, because I like to talk about a lot of people. Probably you, now that I think about it.

I should make one of those cool friends-only banners like all the rad emo kids make, but I'm too busy, so this is all you get.

Suck it, boycott. Gophers 4 Lyfe, son.

I'm in love with a stripper

Today's list of shit to do:

• bring the boxes from my car inside
• clean bathroom
• poop
• catch up on email
• pack a truckload of boxes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY bohyne.

BFF!!!!1111ONE

Hey, guys. It's cookie fundraiser time, and I just realized I'd never posted it on ye ol' LJ. I'm sure you've been sitting around wondering about it, too!

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At some point in the last 24 hours, I have injured my tongue. I can only wish it was an injury that involved something scandalous.

Happy Friday and you're welcome:

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I had Chex Mix and Red Bull for breakfast this morning. That means 1) I can't focus on work and 2) I want to talk a lot, but my favorite work boy is working from home today.

So, let's play ASK ME ANYTHING. That also means I'm leaving this entry public so you folks can ask things anonymously, which could spell trouble. But I like trouble.

Hey guys!


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