THE COALITION OF THE TRIFECTOR IS AT HAND, BOW DOWN ALL THOSE NOT WORTHY OF THE BOOM STICK, OR TONY THE TIGER, OR GRANTS AMAZING ABILITY TO SMOKE A CIGGARETTE ALL THE WAY DOWN HALF THE FILTER WHEN HES DRUNK.

my cat has an attitude problem. I know this because i was playing with it today. I was just dangling a string infront of its face and pulling it away as soon as it desired it enough to jump at it. Once it realized i kicked ass at the string game, it started walking away, but first it fuckin bite me. What a fuckin bitch. Cats suck

My family is truly the weirdest family on the face of this universe. My dad is absolutly nuts, always rambling off and murmuring stupid jokes in peoples ears that only he understands. Marc, my oldest brother is the hippie liberal, and eric is his sidekick, just not as liberal but just as much a hippie. But i think that my parents originally went to ( Read more... )

TRON I NEED MY BACK PACK BACK YOU FIEND

I was in the grocery store the other night lookin for some gushers because i had a crave(high). I walked in and started looking for them but they were no where to be found. explain to me now, when did the kids that work in grocery stores get so god damn bitter, or just plain mean. While i was lookin i actually found where the gushers are put, and ( Read more... )

Purses are suddenly becoming more important than guys lives. I was at a party the other night and i accidentally spilled some coke on this girls purse. All of a sudden i was being yelled at by every girl in the room, not just the girl that owned the purse, every girl in the god damn room. The girl that owned the purse ran to me, grabbed the purse ( Read more... )

When i was in 4th grade, i had a bike hat, not a helmet, or just a hat, it was a hat, with a reallllllly small bill. But i looked totally awesome in it. I fought wearin that thing to school for like 3 years. SO,Not to brag or anything, but i look awesome in bike hats.

leading up to this story, let me give you a bit of backround information on my family. I have two brothers, marc the oldest one, and eric, our middle brother. Marc and i were the unbeatable team when combining forces against eric, i mean come on, two on one is a bad ratio even when fighting midgets. But tragically, every tag team duo must be broken ( Read more... )

fire flys are just a bunch of dirty tourists, always flashin and blinkin, my guess is there takin pictures of shit.

I have no idea what this road signs means, and every time i see it i cant help but wonder..........
http://members.aol.com/rmoeuradot/200x200/warn/W15-1.gif
go here and see what im talkin about, cause god damn, what, beware of teeter totter