Whenever I wax nostalgic for Syracuse, SLAP ME. I came home to horrendous domestic strife and decided to take a late-night stroll, which was pleasant aside from the TEN MILLION MOTHS which attacked me and the guys from "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" who rode past me in a blue jeep and yelled "Cocksucker! Get some real pants!" How DARE you ( Read more... )

I am moving.

1033 Broadway Street
Somerville, MA 02144

I'm so tired. Maybe someday I will have a computer again.

I'm on campus right now. I impulsively went to NYC to see ethan, and when I got back, my computer was dead. Like, completely dead. I took it all over creation and it is going to be fixed for $350. AKA not going to be fixed. I also missed work due to traffic and lost like $60 because of that. And the bill came from when I got my physical; ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT my mom just eviscerated me via telephone! I hadn't talked to her since Sunday, so she thought I was "lying dead in a ditch" because of all the 4th of July transients. She considered calling the police. As it is, she called my landlord, both of my roommates, and Megan, asking if they'd heard from me. Since Sunday ( Read more... )

wow, according to my doctor, my cholesterol is "amazingly low." That is SHOCKING, considering all the garbage that I eat.

See you all at Wendy's.

happy birthday to the baddest bitch in Diamondale, MI.

Not a day goes by where I don't mutter "man, I really need to get my life together" mid-conversation with someone. I don't even feel like it's that out of control; I mean, it's like "my room is a mess and I have homework up the wazoo and I drink too much...man, I really need to get my life together." Drama-rama. Still, though, I'm feeling super ( Read more... )

100 degrees today?!
+I'll be at work all day where there's air conditioning.
-I'll be at work all day where there's customers.

I got a new phone and I have to transfer all of my contacts over to it. Sooo once that happens, I have to catch up with mucho people like soapandnapkins (so sorry, dood!)

SO ( Read more... )

I need someone who is computer-savvy to contact me ASAP. If I don't get this typecoding project in on time, my professor will castrate me, and I do not want that to happen, as I am fairly attached to my junk ( Read more... )