Ok so I just got another response to my profile, which reads ( Read more... )

As a spammer, it is my job to completely fabricate cute boys in hopes of luring nasty old men to our hookup site. Here are some of my favorite responses I read this morning ( Read more... )

oh my GOD I have strep throat.

But when I recover I am going to be America's Next Top Model.

Man you GOTTA be Irish, cuz my penis is DUBLIN!
-ana G.

HOLY SHIT David Lynch is speaking at school on October 1st!

I AM SO THERE!

This job is really starting to fuck with my head. It might be time to say goodbye.

My new Manhunt profile ( Read more... )

last night megan and I were robbed at gunpoint.

we're ok, and we didn't even lose any money(because we had NO money in our wallets, thank god). So I guess we weren't robbed so much as threatened.

it was just scary.

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates!

I'm ruthlessly desperate to be you.