I think I want to run away, I think I just want to fall in with the wrong crowd for a while before I buckle down with academia.

Wow I just fucked up my GRE like woah.

The only good thing to come out of this experience is that I received my scores instantaneously, rather than waiting in suspense for two weeks.

Really, who wants to spend three years in Ithaca or St. Louis, anyway.

I've got a personality crisis.

Somebody read my palm, and tell me when they universe is going to be on my side again.

I just got tarot cards read.

bummer.

Within the hour, I will have a BRAND NEW PAIR OF PAJAMA PANTS ( Read more... )

I've had two weeks to write shit for my thesis project and I haven't written a goddamn word. Actually that's a lie I wrote like half a page, which is a whole page, since I WILL be double spacing ( Read more... )

So like, I have NO money. Like, none. $20 in savings and a negative balance in my checking. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? I DON'T BUY ANYTHING. I think I owe the bank money again. I give up, I need an accountant.

In other news, at work today we found my shiny stretched out-doppelganger, who lives in Jacksonville, FL:
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It's impossible for me to look like
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Heavily processed chicken patties are something that I REALLY enjoy. I highly reccomend them. Just be sure to eat near a sink/garbage can for when you accidentally bite into a "special" part that makes a crunching sound. Best case scenario? Cartilage. Worst case scenario? Beak.

I hate everyone ( Read more... )